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strawhatteej.bsky.social
leftist, one piece scholar, premier otaku
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do i lift? yeah, spirits

submitted 11 hours ago • 55 comments

trying to imagine the reaction to two planes falling off an aircraft carrier with kamala harris as president

submitted 11 hours ago • 384 comments

i have been in three completely different establishments today that have, at some point while i was there, played “what a fool believes”

submitted 11 hours ago • 193 comments

spring? oh, spring was a thing that used to exist between Frozen Days and the Burning Time

submitted 15 hours ago • 21 comments

stay gold pussy boy

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

real ones know

submitted 17 hours ago • 30 comments

every time some random person screams at me for having replies limited to followers it confirms my decision to limit replies to followers

submitted 17 hours ago • 30 comments

this is democratic party leadership dawg we aren’t going to make it with people like this in charge

submitted 18 hours ago • 83 comments

youtu.be/E5vc4gxL8NQ?...

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us

submitted 1 day ago • 102 comments

the pedophile administration

submitted 20 hours ago • 61 comments

The purpose of GTA is to occasionally fuck with missions but spend most of your time running around with cheat codes acting a fool That’s the appeal

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

i miss when phones were connected to a building and if you just drove away you were essentially lost forever

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

when a piece of media i pirated calls out people who pirated that media

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 1 day ago • 184 comments

reading is FUNDAMENTAL sadly, too many people forgot how to READ, with reading comprehension skills in the absolute TOILET. That includes people reading this right now. Yes you, I'm insulting you. You are bad at reading. You can't even read this message. You dumb fuck. Fuck your mom.

submitted 1 day ago • 123 comments

old man yells at TV

submitted 2 days ago • 993 comments

man fuck Silent Hill they put a ticket on my car and trapped my friend dave in a perpetual nightmarish realm of guilt and sorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

States sue Trump over ‘existential threat’ to wind energy

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

submitted 2 days ago • 542 comments

temu has fallen

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

people using chatgpt so much they start to believe it’s god proves that in defiance of clarke’s third law basically any old bullshit is indistinguishable from magic

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

i think about this page from jujutsu kaisen a lot

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

costco prices have risen it’s time for the revolution NOW

submitted 2 days ago • 64 comments

realistically how would a "tariff on movies" even work exactly?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

idubbbz might be the first guy to be viciously cancelled by people for stopping being edgy and racist

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

you grow up thinking life will be like a game of chess but instead it’s just hungry hungry hippos

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

“you can doomscroll, but you cannot scroll away from fate” -anonymous chinese proverb

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Reminder: Trump has still not complied with the April 10th Supreme Court ruling on Kilmar Abrego Garcia. On national television he also admitted he could bring him home with one phone call.

submitted 2 days ago • 128 comments

this movie tariff is so bizarre. does trump think the movies come in on ships?

submitted 2 days ago • 349 comments

a sliver of good news www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

seems like trump mainly uses “low IQ” to describe black people. of a piece with his birtherism and his insistence that there are specific, low-wage “black jobs” that must be protected from immigrants

submitted 2 days ago • 283 comments

raising 7 billion dollars on gofundme for my legal defense after I pushed an old woman down the stairs (allegedly)

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Every single thing he fucks up in a day is going to take years, minimum, to fix, if ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 204 comments

"Well uh Palpatine just tossed me this lightsaber and asked me to, y'know. Do it" (2019)

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets

submitted 2 days ago • 171 comments

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you're telling me a banana nut in this muffin?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

arrives before mother’s day

submitted 3 days ago • 103 comments

nintendo: you got that star wars launch title ready for the nintendo 64? george lucas: yeah. the villain is a crime lord who makes women horny from his stink nintendo: what

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 483 comments

crazy that an influx of dense infill housing can lower prices and make homeownership more attainable

submitted 4 days ago • 157 comments

It's striking how vapid and boring this all is. The meme president. His flunkies snickering about how Epic it would be to post this, certain that they're Trolling but not quite sure whom or why anymore

submitted 3 days ago • 379 comments

the people yearn for freezer thin mints

submitted 3 days ago • 91 comments

hey whats up. im a lifestyle youtuber. i have 600 plants in my studio apartment and one framed print just sort of leaning against the wall on the floor. have you heard of athletic greens

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments