I always encourage my children if they. murder me, to erase all the evidence and completely destroy the. body. As a good mother should. I want nothing more for them to be happy so if they murder me this is a great posthumous present—because for heaven’s sake I do not want them CAUGHT.
We may actually need one or two sets of these before all of this is over. 😬 Well, if we’re putting in orders, coffee, tea & chocolate (all forms) please.
I dunno who did mom and dad vote for? Are they really vocal and annoying and saying you’re going to hell? Could push someone over the edge…
My Mom died in 2021 (natural causes) someone else can have mine.
Oh wow! I had no idea those were that affordable or I guess that they were that affordable. I mean at the time in fairness to me I wasn't ready for you know turbo Ebola to be a real thing. I was joking about turbo Ebola.
Now I'm not 😌
Y'know... if you're planning to dispose of your mother, this would be handy. But I also feel like it might be something you'd want to splurge a bit on.
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(Hint, hint.)
Like this is the go-to gift this year? 😆
I'd prefer TP.
(Not that I have use for a body disposal outfit. )
— Steve Bannon
My Mom died in 2021 (natural causes) someone else can have mine.
Now I'm not 😌