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Friendly neighbourhood code monkey from Glasgow. Cat dad, and also regular dad. Probably won't post much, but interested in TTRPGs, Final Fantasy XIV, and Magic the Gathering. [he/him]
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The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

At long last we're getting ready to launch the crowdfunding campaign to make these kobold themed shirts a reality! Please consider helping out by signing up if you're interested in getting a shirt (we'll also have patches and other goodies)! www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

"Babe, here's a snack, some fun money, and the keys to the car. Have a fun race!"

:: Yes, this came from a comic book. It still has a powerful, moral lesson, & it should be shared, especially with everything that's happening in our world. Please take the time to read the whole thing.

Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.

it's the month of giving

Everybody needs to memorize this when uneducated and bigoted “debate me” bros ask how many genders there are.

Seeing lots of folks talking about “ethical non-mahogany” these days and I get it, I really do But if you find a reputable supplier with restorative practices, it’s still a gorgeous choice of wood That said, I also see the same folks talking about “reclaiming,” which is fair; great for upcycling!

Was thinking yesterday, when I was office based I had to leave the house by: • 7:30 AM to be in Glasgow by car. • 6:50 AM to catch a train to Edinburgh. And I’d often not be home until after 7PM. My son is up 7am to 7pm I’d literally only see him at the weekend. This is why RTO is evil.

Frost dragon ❄️🐉

then reach out to [email protected] and sign an interim agreement

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

Coincidentally read this part of Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" over lunch. (My first Pratchett book.) Here, the soon-to-be-former heads of the city are realizing there's a new monster in charge, each wishing one of the others would stand in protest. I heard Pratchett was incisive, but dang. 👀

the only way forward for video games is self-published games made by properly-organised studios corporate ownership will fire all of you in the end.

Feeling... rough. Lately.

Still one of my favourite stream clips. www.twitch.tv/loadingready...

Stop reading the New York Times. Stop sharing their links. Yes, even a fucking gift link. Fucking. Stop. I can't believe we still have to tell people this.

- Y'shtola, Night's Blessed - Final Fantasy XIV x MTG One of the best things to arrive in my inbox : a commission to paint Y’shtola. I loved each minute of the process. Thank you AD Stephanie Cheung. <3

All I'm saying is, they should let Donkey Kong smoke.

call in cthulhu art by @toothybj.bsky.social

hey, just a suggestion, but maybe don't support this company? even if they're "on a hot streak" or whatever the fuck excuse internet wrestling fans are making this week?

So much rhetoric against trans people starts with “imagine if this happened…” That’s the entire ideology of the “gender critical” set. Sitting around imagining things and then acting like it’s evidence.

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Yes

Based Hellboy.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Fun fact Google doesn't give you AI suggestions if you swear

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

slowpoke and psyduck

Real king vibes right here @maro254.bsky.social

*on the phone* yea i got the milk. no it doesnt have that fuckass skeleton in it this time. alright cool

If I lose followers over this, why the fuck were you following me lmao Get bent

Timeline cleanser www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I was giving blood this morning and the nurse said, “Ugh! They’re always playing these OLDIES.” Reader, the song was “Everybody” by the Back Street Boys.

Todd did *not* tell me what the number one song is. And he certainly didn't tell me he brings up a hard conversation he had with a lot of people at the end of 2024, but with me first. I cried. Full stop. Just wept. I don't know if I survive 2025, but if I do it'll be because I have Todd in my life.

Did something a little new: do you not really follow all this "AI" and NVIDIA stuff but you know something happened on the stock market and people seem really upset and/or happy? Don't worry. I'll explain. Share around, if you'd be so kind!

In case anyone else hasn't really dug into the mod tools here, I highly recommend muting specific words. I muted the names of certain political figures a week ago and my timeline is about half as long

Hmm I haven't tried ChatGPT in a while — time to give it a spin and see why it's worth $157 billion

You’re laughing? AI stock is crashing weeks after Keir Starmer said they can have our entire GDP to make a calculator that identifies potholes and you’re laughing?

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.