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dude, all of my moonlight is serious

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

Went to an appointment an hour away and only gave the finger to other cars three times I think I'm relaxing in my old age

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The hat stays on, or the snakes get cold.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

"I just want you to act like a normal human being today. Is that too much to ask?" Yes.

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

any diver can drown but only a muff diver can drown in pussy . hi! im Neil deGrasse Tyson & im here to tell you about science or something

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

Having just visited a theocratic despotism, I would like to say that I don't believe we should make the USA into a theocratic despotism

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

"that's a nasty habit you've got there" i declare, as i goose Sister Agatha

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Gonna buy a DeLorean, dress up like Doc Brown, and start an Uber where I will pick you up with squealing brakes, fling open the passenger side gull wing and shout “GET IN! I’LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY! THERE’S NO TIME”

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm only on social media because it's a cheap solution to my low blood pressure issues.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Do you want a $5k check from govt or do you want a govt that serves your interests & protects society from the worst dangers? This 'go-along' money is a buyout BRIBE!

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Post WW1 Germany fell into Nazism because of hyperinflation and economic chaos, America fell into it because of record low unemployment and folks liking to “do their own research.”

submitted 15 hours ago • 148 comments

i wish my soul was as easy to clean as the kitchen counters

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

You don't fire Judge Advocates General unless you plan on issuing unlawful orders. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...

submitted 14 hours ago • 192 comments

Give your past self a break. You were doing the best you could. Unlike now.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

This is why the left loses ground every time. It treats threats like a thought experiment until the Overton window is moved so far right that this kind of crap is normalized. This man is a rapist and a colonizer. He didn't wait for consent, he just takes. Do not normalize this.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

The shitpost area of my brain appears to be closed for business today. This makes me sad

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

Seriously.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

This gets my vote for tweet/post of the year. This is a RED ALERT post. This is exactly why he’s doing it.

submitted 15 hours ago • 349 comments

Priest: he was best known for inventing the jack in a box, and now a short musical interlude Pallbearer: *starts winding a tiny handle on the side of the coffin*

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

ASTEROID: *speeds toward earth* ASTEROID'S MOM: *grabs asteroid by the collar* stay away from there you might catch something

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

*glares at pile of unfolded laundry while loading washer*

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

microdosing falling in love by eating a singular butterfly

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

actually, sticks and stones may not break my bones

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

idk about this place. already way less fun to complain about elon

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

fuck the niña, marry the pinta, kill the santa maria

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Fucken LOVE the way Maine Governor Janet Mills stood up to that little bitch. More of that please

submitted 21 hours ago • 34 comments

Still punk as fuck, I murmur as I download a new weather app

submitted 20 hours ago • 18 comments

I wanna put some distance between me and my previous incarnations.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, blinkers are your friend

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Single use plastics? In _this_ ecology?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

She’s a woman of her word and that word is “No”.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

*keys a heart on your car*

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

You’ve got ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ stencilled on your kitchen wall and I’ve got a hit list. We are not the same.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a bazooka.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

A game of footsie inevitably becoming a full blown judo match.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

submitted 646 days ago • 24 comments

If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude

submitted 92 days ago • 174 comments

I sense a theme

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments