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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 2 days ago • 180 comments

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

submitted 3 days ago • 78 comments

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

submitted 5 days ago • 126 comments

Has it occured to them that one reason voters aren’t biting on the idea that liberal democracy is facing an existential threat is that they find it inconceivable the opposition party would be nattering about fucking egg prices if they really believed that were true?

submitted 6 days ago • 159 comments

I wonder sometimes how people today would have gone about politics 50-60 years ago if they were around then. Making progress meant trying to win over voters far more bigoted, sexist, etc than most Republicans are now. You can't treat getting people who voted for Trump as some extraordinary burden.

submitted 5 days ago • 53 comments

donald trump has ordered the IRS to hand over all of your personal information to a Holocaust denier who works for the richest man on Earth, who is a Nazi

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

Listen, we'd like to apologize; we had no idea what the "Keep Everybody From Dying of Botulism" guy did. Apparently it was something to do with Botulism and now you all have it. Anyway, no more DEI. Feels great, right?!

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

There's a lot more to fatherhood than randomly flinging semen in every direction and opening a tab wherever it happens to land.

submitted 7 days ago • 90 comments

Why is this dimwitted drunk sex pest I hired for a key position making mistakes

submitted 8 days ago • 132 comments

This is like if the mob got to fire every federal agent investigating organized crime bsky.app/profile/make...

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

Moscow Agent Governing America calls for Russia to rejoin the G7 after he spoke to his boss Putin

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.

submitted 10 days ago • 838 comments

Obviously not the main takeaway, but wearing autographed merch while standing next to the guy who autographed it demonstrates a possibly terminal level of wackness. Deeply concerning stuff.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

It’s wild how right-wing Catholics will claim the Pope is literally God on Earth until he says immigrants are people. Then he’s just some guy

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

My VPN works

submitted 11 days ago • 1147 comments

For the sin of referring to the Gulf of Mexico by its traditional name, the Associated Press was denied the privilege of having Elon Musk lie to their face while wearing a toddler on his hat.

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ILLEGALLY FIRED FEMA OFFICIALS AFTER ELON MUSK TOLD LIES ABOUT THEM. jfc it's not that hard!

submitted 11 days ago • 59 comments

I have seen people get thrown face-down onto a hard floor for failing to follow a judge's orders. I have seen people sent to Rikers Island for refusing to follow a judge's order. Courts have plenty of hard power. But they only have practice using it against poor people.

submitted 12 days ago • 38 comments

Who knew Biden could have just stormed into the White House, handed a friendly billionaire the keys to all the federal buildings, fired anyone who might have voted for Trump and imposed the Green New Deal, police, gun and voting reform and Roe v. Wade by force, without barely a peep from Congress.

submitted 21 days ago • 428 comments

If I were the Senate Democratic leader tweeting about the president acting illegally, I'd probably be explaining why I'm agreeing to quickly confirm nominees so I can take the weekend off instead of using the process to exert some leverage

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

These seem like the kinds of things we used to make fun of the Soviets for www.cnbc.com/2025/01/31/c...

submitted 22 days ago • 59 comments

RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit

submitted 24 days ago • 312 comments

The one thing Facebook is good for is learning which of your high school friends would've given away Anne Frank's hiding spot.

submitted 26 days ago • 308 comments

This analogy ::chef’s kiss::

submitted 28 days ago • 12 comments

In an event like an inauguration everyone is seated by rank. In this one the richest men in the world who run our information platforms were seated in front of the actual cabinet. That’s not some little curiosity - that’s the whole thing.

submitted 32 days ago • 44 comments

News Analysis: The soap I purchased from that gentleman does not have a prize inside.

submitted 34 days ago • 28 comments

every man who does this needs to go into an international public database

submitted 36 days ago • 24 comments

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

submitted 40 days ago • 423 comments

Here’s the deal: All Americans should have the same healthcare as the welfare queens in Congress.

submitted 39 days ago • 272 comments

@mazman.bsky.social so new JJC judge immediately fired the longtime head of probation and interim executive director… who’s an established Dem and brother (or cousin?) to the Dem sheriff… newsy?

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.

submitted 41 days ago • 93 comments

a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it

submitted 40 days ago • 22 comments

I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.

submitted 41 days ago • 621 comments

I too order DOJ to brief me on Smith’s report.

submitted 42 days ago • 37 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 42 days ago • 138 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

submitted 41 days ago • 125 comments

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

submitted 42 days ago • 476 comments

John Roberts, last seen taking a poop on his legacy, and decided to outfit that poop with a little hat. Sarah Isgur will soon pick up that hat, wear it, and demand that all recognize its significance.

submitted 44 days ago • 28 comments

Do people actually not understand that McConnell obstructing everything Barack Obama did for eight years completely worked and culminated in giving us the current iteration of the Supreme Court? And that therefore Dems need to do the same thing?

submitted 45 days ago • 45 comments

John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.

submitted 52 days ago • 1322 comments