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Sometime word wrangler, likes Forteana other weird stuff, Science fiction and Crime (reading about not committing). She/her
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This could kick off a whole new Conspiracy Theory about the true origin of Covid-19.
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Just had a peek over there, Beakmoo's heritage is unblemished.
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Backs, palms, or both?
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Surely it depends what you have in your weekly shop, they probably don't stock Larks Tongues, or Beluga Caviar, for example.
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Not many people know this, but former MP, and broadcaster, Ed Balls, has a sister who's a doctor specializing in Men's Health. Her name is Ophelia.
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You might be stuck watching the whole thing, the Pope wanted a simpler ceremony and they had him lying in state near ground level. So maybe no catafalque for this one.
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We may be up Shit Creek, Gwendolyn, but at least we still have our paddles. #GirlsOwnCC
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"Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
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From a Viking known as Erik Sore-arse.
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The ethyl butyrate is an ester, with a fruity or floral scent (depends on you what best describes it) that's used as a flavouring. It does occur naturally in some fruit. can be overpowering.
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Direct and to the point.
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Bizarrely, it's aspirin (I saw this in a leaflet in our GP's waiting room about disposing of unused medicines: this was back in the 60's, I was one of those kids who'd read anything and everything.)
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That's the Wurst news.
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"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
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I'm getting the same sort of thing, with the same people or bots coming up new time and again.
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Alternatively, now that he's best mates with Putin "What year did he fall out of an upper floor window?"
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The Memphis Zoo offered to send your ex a video of an elephant pooing.
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I saw Lindisfarne at Ely Folk Festival a few years back, the audience would have been on their feet, if our knees hadn't been knackered. Yes, we're mostly ancient...😟
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Sounds like a character from a "Carry On" film.
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Old Scottish joke "If tha's a Moose, A widnae want to see a rat."
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Most fat blokes with a short darkish beard look like Henry VIII. The likeness can be enhanced by wearing a big hat.
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This was (Bond Villain) Elon Musk's plan all along, gain access to the Treasury for the biggest heist of all time. Goldfinger isn't even in same league.
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I had my Preliminary Life Saving patch sewn on my cossie.
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Isn't he The Toxic Avenger's sidekick?
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I do every time one of their appeals pops up.
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A properly demonic Vampire, none of your glittery ones.
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Could it be Elon, hoping to add it to his Xempire?
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The Gamma People. It's on You Tube - just watched first 10 minutes of it...a very odd little thing...
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If it's worst opposition leaders you're talking about, you're forgetting sneering, policy free, personality vacuum Ian Duncan Smith; although he's very easy to forget.
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You can run bet on whether all the flowers will have fallen off before Christmas Day.
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A "Conversation starter", typically leads to conversations starting with "WTF is that thing? Why would you want to have it in the house?"
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Call them Marmalade cats!
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Was Paddington Bare?
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I'm a 5C...
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Blamed it on the boogie...
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So beige, in other words, you'd have to be a nut to want it.
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Gullis can got back to being the teachers that everyone, including the other members of staff, hate.
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You wouldn't Pet the Shop Boys
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Many people drank beer for breakfast in the Middles Ages, the practice didn't really die out until the early 20th century.