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It's not doomscrolling, it's just hunting for anxiety truffles

This is a serious immediate danger to abortion clinic workers and volunteer escorts. Anti-abortion activists spent decades conducting a campaign of terrorism, bombings and murder targeting doctors and abortion clinic workers. This is a green light from the administration

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Sometimes I start feeling smart so I go outside and accidentally spray myself with the hose a couple few times

Worcestershire sauce = diet A1 ? What do they not want us to know??

I want to drink my cold brew out of a baby bottle while I close my eyes and twirl my hair around one finger but not in a weird way

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair, I murmur to myself as I watch two waitresses struggle to carry a platter of hash browns the size of manhole cover towards my table

SCOOP: The world is likely to see millions more malaria infections and 200,000 cases of paralytic polio each year, according to a whistle-blower from USAID. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/02/h...

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Kings are FOOD. 2020

I just lost my job, along with most of my coworkers, due to the illegal grant freeze. I worked at an organization that -helped veterans who have lost a limb -Assisted elderly and disabled people -Helped hospitals better treat people who have lost limbs

Wrote this while up late the other night. Some of these things I do, some I will do more. The DEI’s of Buying in Late Stage Capitalism: D - DIVEST from as many corporations that ain’t shit. DENY them your money. DETERMINE your values around resources and resource sharing.

‘Move fast and break things’ only works for people who have never had to clean up after themselves.

Should you refuse to show compassion because you believe it would make you appear weak, then you have misunderstood what strength is. It is honorable to have concern for others, to show empathy and to offer aid to someone in distress. To rebuke this is cowardice, not strength.

filing taxes for a government that is being rapidly dismantled

1 pocket full of sand, 1 pocket made of a microfiber cloth for my spectacles

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

Yes

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Unless that's what you're going for. For medical reasons, or fun torture, or what have you...

twilight zone but chuck palahniuk wrote the episodes (yes I'm basically just asking for more Haunted)

Nerf delivery mood stabilizers, darts for the IM

Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today

maple donuts

BREAKING: Trump SEIZES control of media covering him Now, only Trump-approved press outlets will be allowed into the White House to ask questions This is NOT democracy - and it's NOT a republic. It's a MONARCHY or a DICTATORSHIP - giving pretend access to ask pretend questions

MSNBC is purging diverse voices while feeding exclusives to Rupert Murdoch’s right-wing propaganda machine. Joy Reid? Gone. Jonathan Capehart? Gone. Ayman Mohyeldin? Gone. Katie Phang? Gone. Who’s next? The media war isn’t coming—it’s already here.

Some people will look at this and only see how foolish it is. But what it also is an attempt to set up a blameless, unaccountable arbiter by inserting automation into a “decision making” process. And tbh I wish more people at more news outlets would call that out.

Just think about this: The United States is siding with Russia. In the single greatest attack on freedom, democracy, and sovereignty in Europe since WW II, the United States of America is opposing freedom/democracy, and is actually siding with the invader/dictator. Shameful.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

a moratorium on the white house doing the absolute dumbest shit you could possibly imagine for just a few hours

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

A personal note about the @katiephangshow.bsky.social:

For those people wondering where to get fabric and yarn with the Joann closures, a few suggestions: -local knitting/crafting groups (check your local library) -thrift stores -garage and yard sales -flea markets -local Buy Nothing and swap groups -local theater departments -fiber festivals and fairs

Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)

Friends, the word “radical” comes from the Latin word meaning “root.” To be politically radical does not mean fringe. To be radical is to focus one’s attention on the *roots* of the systems that govern us, such as Capitalism. Fundamental, systemic change requires radical thinking and action. ✨🌲✨

Done! I was happy to get a real live person on the other end of the line. I urged NO on the budget and a NO on the Save Act. ☎️ Call 📩 Write 🏢 Visit

I think everyone should apply for a DOGE job. Or at least, you know, fill out the form. Maybe even apply for other people. Fictional people, even. Inanimate objects. In this form right here. doge.gov/join

It is important to keep planning moments of safety, comfort and joy. It might feel goofy to prioritize, but they also give me the strength to keep going and deal with the chaos of the current moment. Small things still make a difference, including how you take care of yourself.