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sweetkiel.bsky.social
Bad at social media, but this one isn't evil yet. He/they
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My nephews' tortoise!

It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.

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Always yelling

If civilization crumbles, i have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere

i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones

In 1977, Vincent Price starred in a one-man-show where he played openly gay Oscar Wilde; it was condemned by Anita Bryant. When asked about her condemnation, Price replied that Wilde had already written a play about Anita: “A Woman of No Importance”

Happy to announce that @tangledwilderness.bsky.social will be publishing the third Danielle Cain book in 2025. The Immortal Choir Holds Every Voice is more prequel than sequel, as our characters tell the stories of their dead friends. It's got scary things like trolls and fairies and cops.

Boy can fall asleep instantly. Jealous

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The bullseye of our person sized cushion is always this cat

Maybe if she begs for treats in the middle of the night, the magic dispenser will answer her prayers

Rude of me to interrupt his nap on my legs

This is tragic, does anyone know the name of the other man who died during the sasquatch hunt

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Perched

weird al presents: the sillymarillion

I've been sticking to old photos, but today's beans were just too good

The slow starvation of having eaten over two hours ago

@adamtodbrown.bsky.social I'll never forget your first pandemic show

Hello. I love you. Are you some weird freak? I love you. Are you the average person? I love you. I'll shovel your car out from the snow. I'll find some sugar and lemons and make you some lemonade in the heat. I ain't perfect, or even good. But you are loved

Yes, he does follow the sunlight up the stairs throughout the day

I gotta get this off my chest: I invented the horoscope symbols in eighth grade and they just sort of took off world-wide. You can tell because I was born in July and the Cancer symbol is a thousand times cooler than all the others.

His attempt to steal my wife's parfait were unsuccessful

They're searing your ass in the skillet chat

My favorite weird historical conspiracy theory is that Ben Franklin was secretly a serial killer, a theory that is based on nothing other than the fact that they found the remains of 15 unidentified corpses in his back yard

I suppose not having used this for a year means a backlog of cat pictures, if I don't forget about this again

Vigorous bathing

Let's move the end of Halloween from November 1st to "whenever you get around to watching The Gate."