If civilization crumbles, i have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere - ThreadSky

oldfriend99.bsky.social • 97 days ago

If civilization crumbles, i have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere

I keep my flashlight right next to my fleshlight, which can lead to some hilarious mixups!

Candles. Matches. We go old school.

I have a fleshlight in my drawer

I don't have one so my plan is to do all my apocalypse survival in the day time

mvindahl.com•19 days ago

will trade you eleven scart connectors for your flashlight

Are you a cat burglar who needs a flashlight??

No bottle of water? Good luck

rousted suddenly out of bed by the flashing lights and rumble of encroaching explosions, but then stubbing my toe really bad in the hallway :(

People made fun of my solar-powered flashlight, but I'll be the one laughing when all your batteries are dead!

But did you remember the batteries? I have a AA in a junk drawer you can borrow.

I have several Hummel figurines

You will be a feudal lord in our post-collapse world.

I will bring my Collected Works of Shakespeare and my wind-up radio thingie

I have no idea where mine is but I’m pretty sure I also own one

I have a big fleshlight… oh sorry read that wrong

.....me too. And you read that right. Bros before hoe's.

jtrofe.com•19 days ago

I have half a pack of AA batteries

Junk drawers will all of a sudden have their moment

I have a bottle opener on a keychain. We could team up.

Oooooh, and I have a little black book with me poems innet. We should be fine.

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