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I’ll always have NOLA N2 Still paying off these WrestleMania tickets Dennis Allen and Mickey Loomis will pay for their crimes
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"I am Satan himself, and in this business, you are nobody." - CM Punk to Logan Paul #WWERAW

i’m so jealous of everyone who got to see this bodysuit live honestly

I’m ready to feel the mana

WWE sent this press release about The Rock appearing on Smackdown. Triple H said "Everything could change in an instant."

did the doctor from arrested development write this

Thanks to everyone in #severance world who waited for season 2, and to all the people who have discovered us. So grateful for such a connected and invested audience and the incredible fan art and discussion that has come out of your commitment to the show. deadline.com/2025/02/seve...

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

Report: Saints working on finalizing deal to make Doug Nussmeier the OC. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

The Saints are hiring Scott Tolzien as their new QBs coach under Kellen Moore, sources say, as Tolzien and Moore reunite after both being on the Cowboys coaching staff. A former NFL QB, Tolzien is now a rising young coach and a key hire for New Orleans.

Are you excited for a potential Moose vs Oba Femi match? #WWENXT

Smackdown before WrestleMania tickets secured 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?

Am I crazy or is this ring at Grand Slam Australia smaller than the usual AEW ring? Did they have to *borrow* a ring for this show???

Breakdown (1997) - re:Visit

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

Fully expecting Derek Carr to be taken out in handcuffs

Fox sets new record with 126 million viewers for Super Bowl LIX. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Ricky Starks in NXT!!

The Brutalist 4K UHD and Blu-ray pre-orders at A24. 215 minutes run-time. Unclear if A24 Shop exclusive. Ships in March. 4K UHD: shop.a24films.com/products/the... Blu-ray: shop.a24films.com/products/the... Transfer derived from the original 35mm negatives with VistaVision footage scanned at 6K.

Wes Anderson's The Phoenician Scheme will be released in theaters on May 30 👀 The cast includes Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Riz Ahmed, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Richard Ayoade, Rupert Friend, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

The Brutalist 4K UHD and Blu-ray now available to pre-order at the @a24 shop shop.a24films.com/products/the... #FilmSky #Bluray #physicalmedia #4KUltraHD #4K #4KUHD #thebrutalist #a24

I love the 2024 Philadelphia Eagles because they are built on a foundation of Fuck You, and this is the best way I can honor that in my own small way. assigned.substack.com/p/the-philad...

I’m exhausted and then I start watching Abdul Carter tape and get excited again

Eagles OC Kellen Moore is finalizing a deal with the Saints to be their new head coach, per The Insiders. What was expected for more than a week will be official soon. Moore leaves Philly a Super Bowl champion, and now the work begins in New Orleans.

Homeland Security seized 2,000 fleur-de-lis hats seized from after NFL claimed trademark infringement Special agents appeared Southern Sun's warehouse in Elmwood and confiscated nearly 2,000 hats, alleging the fleur-de-lis design infringed on NFL trademarks. www.nola.com/news/nfl-fle...

New Taylor meme 😭

Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way

very excited for Tom End to return to WWE where he can have 11 matches with Andrade and then neither of them will really do anything for six months after

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

Paying tribute to the Eagles defense

ESPN Research: Jalen Hurts is the second QB in Super Bowl history to lead both teams in rushing yards, joining Steve Young in Super Bowl XXIX

Wow that is the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen!

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

I’m sure the comments on the halftime performance won’t be racist at all

Fade to Jahan Dotson against the blitz for a huge gain. One thing to get beat by Smith or Brown, but if Dotson's beating Watson on the blitz for big gains, that's a serious problem for the Chiefs.

Nine Colors on White I (rotated), by Ellsworth Kelly, 1953

Fun photo of Mikko Rajala’s interception, the 353-lb DT for the UTU Beaver Hunters nearly completed the thick-six against the Tampere Mahti Cocks. 🇫🇮 Finnish CFB.

Hello NFL bluesky! Trying something different tomorrow—taking over the @espn.com account on here to post throughout the Super Bowl Follow @espn.com 🏈

Learning this am

even spambots have given up

Tom Cruise says he passed out multiple times while filming the plane stunt in #MissionImpossible8 ✈️

‘DUNE 2’ has won Best Visual Effects at the Critics Choice Awards. See the full winners list: bit.ly/Critics25

Tayvis in NOLA

Oops 😬

Ben Stiller confirms the #Severance S3 writers room is now underway (via THR)

have realized that most realistic part of jurassic park movie is not the abysmally poor safety and redundancy engineering in the park but the stupidity of the investors