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symbioticmind.bsky.social
Political account. You can't plead the 5th if you can't plead the 1st
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Ah the ol possum lodge
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Are you shitting me????
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Birdshot?
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I bought hollow points for my home protection pistol SPECIFICALLY because I do not want rounds going through neighbors wall. And I'm just some jackass who works in a warehouse
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Wait. Whar are you doing? Why is it? Noooooo!!!
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I really don't want to give you this like. But I also can't stop my finger from hitting the like button. Not sure what that says about you but I KNOW what it says about me.
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*if you're rich and/or willing to exploit a LOT of peoope
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Runs up with a Ben Shapiro comment like Charlie Bucket. Slows down as I begin to see a sea of people already making the joke. Sulks away.
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What's really important is that there's ample Monty python quotes here.
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Hate, advertisement, hate, advertisement, advertisement, hate, hate
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I don't care much about engagement but I've had to go back to Twitter for news. Bluesky just is not there yet. I used to know what was happening when it happened, often before it even hit the news. Now my girl is showing me stuff on Facebook (which is about a month behind)
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Funny that. You should look into police donations
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I've actually been calling that for a while.
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That's really it. There's somebody for EVERYBODY. Out there are people just as fucking weird as you. Or lame, or annoying. Just ya know, don't be a freaky baby stabber
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Thus proving all those ladies missed out on a real winner. When will they ever learn.... (online is insane so yes this is mocking)
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This needs a lot more likes
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Watching episode 1 and before the wedding they're talking about man ass😂
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K, but how do we know that's not a robocat
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It's because they didn't watch the propaganda film. Luckily I have one in my vcr at all times
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So we downplay male ass in society?
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Rounder ass. COULD be a preference, but obviously I don't pick partners by any single metric
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I'm not surprised by your answer. It seems like women accept men's but wo who doest like a bubble butt? But I have to disagree on my own personal experiences about gender equality on butts. I have severe lack of knowledge about men's butts but mine is very flat yet every girl I've been with has a
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Fuck I would ruin all of our turtle weapons? Why did I do it? To this day I still don't know.
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This is where I've always failed. I haven't done this since hs but I could never figure out how the spring worked. This is how I discovered I'm NOT mechanically inclined!
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No! Not worth it!" and that's fine but that's your line in the sand for YOU. And that's cool. But other might think differently and I don't think it's good to label other people's lifestyles as toxic unless they are harming f
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The dark side of hedonism. There's good people and bad people. This is where good people either stifle their more harmful impulses or they engage in consensual non consensual. Anything else that might be considered harmful (stds, chaotic relationships, etc) = consenting adults. You may be like "fuck
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IMO porn addiction doesn't exist, it's sex addiction but that's like saying folks have a water addiction or a air addiction. It pretends that anything outside of the average is unnatural. Just as there's asexuals the other end of the spectrum is hedonists. Once you get into non consensual, it is
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Something I've always wondered and never asked on a large scale. Men typically have very flat butts. Do women care at all or do they see a bubble butt and go "there we go!"?
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What if it tasted like strawberry? You don't actually know until you try it...
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I'm at work and don't show or tell personal details but my girl is over 40 and our room is lined with stuffies.
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OK so you already know
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People are weird man.
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Try having a hairy ass. I can't believe it's not the standard in America. I try very hard not to poop at work. Boss might make a dollar and I make a dime, but boyo doesn't have a bidet!
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That's the thing about edgy jokes. Gotta be willing to take the heat if things don't go well. Lol because sometimes they don't
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I do not get the appeal,i just don't. It's the campiest representation of wizards and witches I've ever seen. As soon as I saw mother fuckers on broom I'm like "nope. I'm done."
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Imagine the bravery of the guy conducting the interview. I'd be wearing a chain mesh shark suit
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You guessed right. I know my dog after getting the rabies shot had difficulty expressing feelings and was prone to outbursts. I mean he did before that because he's a FUCKING DOG. But that's besides the point.
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Yeah why make new games with Co op? Just replay the old ones for all eternity. I don't even know why I'm responding. You knew what you said was fucking stupid when you posted it.
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Totally unrelated, Remember on the show the good place where Jason would yell bortle and throw a molotov cocktail at every problem. That was great.
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I'm actually with him on this. Me and my girl love couch Co op. Wish there wa
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Also purpose. I follow news accounts. People hopefully follow me for rts conga line of info. The non news accounts I follow are for my own sanity. I think people care WAY too much about follower count