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30 minutes in here would fix me

gotta block everyone who puts cutesy asterisks in the names of the hated public figures. it breaks accessibility. also it evades my word filters. but its also bad for screen readers. so it's bad for everyone

repost this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you

it’s tardigrade boy winter. we’re in suspended animation

"Babe, are you a CEO? Cause I really wanna take you out, and give you 3-5 back shots. -xoxo" Valentines Day street art in Manhattan, NYC

Duality: Gamer Edition

QUIET MIND NOW PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN

not a single sonic OC in sight, pathetic

The thin baja line

No they're not. They know exactly what they're voting for: The continued dismantling of our public health system. That's what they want. You know this. Why do we have to do this playacting goldfish brain shit every time.

From WBEZ Chicago this is This American Life. I’m Bam Margera

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

you don't have to call it the gulf of america. just don't do it. keep calling it the gulf of mexico. you don't have to do things just because your fascist government tells you to

streaming companies, like all other tech companies, will continually squeeze you by providing less benefit at more cost. use them as little and seldom as you can, set up BitTorrent on your computer, use Universal Media Server to stream your downloads to your TV, and deny them your money and ad views

The best way to improve your Spotify Wrapped is to stop using Spotify at all as they're a company that pays basically nothing to artists and gives ungodly amounts of money to known pile of human garbage Joe Rogan. Fucking buy music through bandcamp, physically or at least learn to pirate.

Men only want one thing

Im built like this if u even care

a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues

Lotta people came over here and started doing what I’m calling Libbin’ Out. Using the word leftist in scare quotes? You might be libbin’ out.

The CIA and FBI are evil organizations responsible for incomprehensible misery domestically and abroad and if they can’t deploy some of that evil to save their own skins one wonders what the point of it all was

For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it

Yes thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Who up, ready to seize absolutely nothing?

You die twice: once when your physical body dies, and again when the last bit of harvested data from your life impacts a sales decision.

every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

today would be a great day to delete your twitter account completely

real conspiracy theory: The military, government, and corporations are working together to achieve goals that are not those of the working class unreal conspiracy theory: And you can prove this by turning over a dollar bill and looking at the symbols and counting them

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Caves of Qud

Mugger: give me your wallet, your phone, and your keys. and your watch Bluesky user who follows 34.2k other accounts: It's actually illegal for you to demand this

average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate

call your senator

Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting

HERE SHE IS. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE

there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off