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t3ddybunny.bsky.social
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I'm tedding it, I'm tedding it so good

Imagine funky Kong voiced by lil john

How far ahead can I get cooking at work today? I'll update at 2p

Catchphrase is "Bing Bango"

(Fred Durst) I think you better quit lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a sucked dick

is there cheese (my team) in the great beyond (the final point on dustbowl we've been trying to capture for 20 minutes)

Goofy bouncing on it reverse cowgoof style like it’s a free monte cristo sandwich at disneyland with fries & a drink

Things you don’t need to feel guilty about: eating, how you look, standing up for yourself, relaxing, sleeping in, taking a mental health day, saying “no.”

I've been crushing on a coworker for a little over a year now, I know it'll never be anything more than a crush, BUT GODDAMN I WOULD BE SO DOWN FOR MORE 🙌

Hey, Donald Trump, tariff this!

Just as there are the good witch and the evil witch, there are Crazy exes, and EVIL EXES. Evil ones will stalk you online and contact your current s/o. Crazy exes stop wilding out when you break up. When a crazy ex evolves into an Evil ex, RUN. PRIVATE EVERYTHING! HIDE! RESTRAINING ORDER!

I had an ex that tried to tell me he was talking to people on Grindr for "friends". You better believe I didn't let him lie to me because wtf dude

Happy Monday. Be the nightmare they deserve.

💙💛🇺🇦🇺🇦👇🏾👌🏾💙💛🇺🇦🇺🇦

Dear America, As an FYI, Canada does not have a president. Canada has a Prime Minister, who is the head of the government. Our head of state is King Charles III who is represented by Governor General Mary Simon.

If reparenting my inner child has taught me anything, it's that I'm most DEFINITELY a girl dad. When my inner child asks me for something, I always deliver no matter what it is. I'll pour out every last cent in my wallet to make that kid feel happy and loved, because my mom would NEVER put me first

Having to remind my bd *again* to stop threatening our children with physical violence. I’m about to stop being civil and let the state teach him the lesson he refuses to learn from me.

Interesting. So hacker group Dark Storm has taken credit for breaking Twitter. There have been at least 5 outages today

Taking mom to her old lady appointments mean that I get to hang out with the elderly all morning. Occasionally, I overhear conversations trying to spin positive their last voting decisions. It’s taking a lot of patience this morning for me to not say anything.

If Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon Musk, and others are regarded as enemy agents, things start to make more sense.

My housing mentor is more delulu than I am. She said there was an apartment building in town that had rent as low as $400 and I had to internally be like "girl, try again. No there isn't. Everywhere is 1,000 and up, I've fucking CHECKED" I don't wanna stay in supportive housing, I want my OWN place

My diagnosis are; PTSD Delusional disorder & ADHD (Autism is also a suspect, but more so probably leaning into just being on the Neurodivergence spectrum because being tested for Autism is a time grueling process)

Relationship status is complicated. Still moving on from grieving the death of my last fictional husband, about to marry a different fictional man, and crushing on a coworker that just so happens to have the opposite sexual orientation 💀

Good morning, beloved. Sometimes, we need to try new things. But you are not a thing. So, don’t let anyone try you. Encourage them to try the library instead. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

Sometimes I realize I really am growing, maturing, and moving twords better days.

73° ON FRIDAY?? guess I'm curing my depression on Friday 😎

disclaimer: I am extremely anxious. Therefore, all my silly little disorders are going BRRRR. Therefore, I might become unfunny and serious and gloomy on here, so if I do, I apologise. things are hard in the noah realm lately

60° this afternoon? Don't mind if I do!!

Trump reminds me of that guy from princess and the frog that made that deal with shadow man

to be loved is to be cherished, not just tolerated. to be loved is to be believed in, even when you doubt yourself. to be loved is to be remembered, even in the little things. to be loved is to be chosen, even on the hard days.

I am only one tiny weeny voice in the world’s population but I still have a right to say… I HATE THE WAY OUR WORLD IS BEING RUN 😢

I am three raccoons — each having their own emotional, psychological, and spiritual crises — piloting a poorly inflated blowup doll

me, in bed, almost asleep: brain: MMMMM WHAT ABOUT A SPICY BURRITO?

Love knows no bounds, interdimensional, corporeal, or otherwise. My love is infinite for both of the people I've loved in my life. Always forever in their hearts ❤️

The most 😮 moment of my life was when my mom told me that I was clingy just like my dad, always trying to hug her and be affectionate. She'd always be annoyed and push me away, just like she did with him. That was the moment she became the villain of the story after all her lore finally made sense

I'm working on turning my negative thoughts into jokes. When I have a negative thought, I just start playfully roasting myself. Once I laugh at it, I feel a little bit better. I accept the humility and claim the flaw as part of my identity, rather than part of my shadow

CTRL + ALT + DEL - Control yourself. - Alter your thinking. - Delete negativity.🌸

At 7pm my ass was struggling to keep my eyes open, took a short nap, ate a Popsicle, it's midnight and now I'm wide awake. 😔 I hate when playtime ends, now my grown ass needs to go turn my nightlight on and get in my skylanders bed sheets before I have to get up for work. I'm literally SpongeBob

in case no one has celebrated the fact that you are still here surviving, i'm here to celebrate with you. thank you for choosing life, one big hug for you 🫂