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Today's wisdom Sometimes, you just need to look at yourself from the third person and understand that we are all just critters with slightly higher intelligence and opposable thumbs. Humans and Raving Rabbids are basically the same thing, but that's why we should all love each other more.

You’re not “crazy.” There are absolutely people out there who get off on making you feel like garbage— and a subset of them will spike that “high” by getting close to you first to make it even more painful. That’s real. You’re not imagining that. It sucks. They suck.

Will return with wisdom after my afternoon bong rip

If yall see me bouncing on it with my knee brace on you better be tipping me craaaaazy cause im out here performing baddie miracles

Left the gc because I'm sick of talking to a brick wall. If mfs wanna talk, they need to communicate with me directly. Communication is essential if you wanna maintain a connection with me. Leaving me on read or replying in less than five words IRRITATES my soul. RECIPROCATE ENERGY DAMN IT

Finished my work early 🙌 Love cooking

Asking for a friend, what do you do when your two friends start dating and then you never see or talk to them and they refuse to admit they're just making more time for each 🙌🤷🏼‍♂️

Sent my friend a two second clip of me doing their laugh. They replied "can't listen to that today" 💀 WDYM bruh. You don't have TWO seconds of silence or focus to listen to my message

I'm tedding it, I'm tedding it so good

Imagine funky Kong voiced by lil john

How far ahead can I get cooking at work today? I'll update at 2p

Catchphrase is "Bing Bango"

(Fred Durst) I think you better quit lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a sucked dick

is there cheese (my team) in the great beyond (the final point on dustbowl we've been trying to capture for 20 minutes)

Goofy bouncing on it reverse cowgoof style like it’s a free monte cristo sandwich at disneyland with fries & a drink

I've been crushing on a coworker for a little over a year now, I know it'll never be anything more than a crush, BUT GODDAMN I WOULD BE SO DOWN FOR MORE 🙌

Hey, Donald Trump, tariff this!

Just as there are the good witch and the evil witch, there are Crazy exes, and EVIL EXES. Evil ones will stalk you online and contact your current s/o. Crazy exes stop wilding out when you break up. When a crazy ex evolves into an Evil ex, RUN. PRIVATE EVERYTHING! HIDE! RESTRAINING ORDER!

I had an ex that tried to tell me he was talking to people on Grindr for "friends". You better believe I didn't let him lie to me because wtf dude

Happy Monday. Be the nightmare they deserve.

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Dear America, As an FYI, Canada does not have a president. Canada has a Prime Minister, who is the head of the government. Our head of state is King Charles III who is represented by Governor General Mary Simon.

If reparenting my inner child has taught me anything, it's that I'm most DEFINITELY a girl dad. When my inner child asks me for something, I always deliver no matter what it is. I'll pour out every last cent in my wallet to make that kid feel happy and loved, because my mom would NEVER put me first

Having to remind my bd *again* to stop threatening our children with physical violence. I’m about to stop being civil and let the state teach him the lesson he refuses to learn from me.

Interesting. So hacker group Dark Storm has taken credit for breaking Twitter. There have been at least 5 outages today

Taking mom to her old lady appointments mean that I get to hang out with the elderly all morning. Occasionally, I overhear conversations trying to spin positive their last voting decisions. It’s taking a lot of patience this morning for me to not say anything.

If Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Elon Musk, and others are regarded as enemy agents, things start to make more sense.

My housing mentor is more delulu than I am. She said there was an apartment building in town that had rent as low as $400 and I had to internally be like "girl, try again. No there isn't. Everywhere is 1,000 and up, I've fucking CHECKED" I don't wanna stay in supportive housing, I want my OWN place

My diagnosis are; PTSD Delusional disorder & ADHD (Autism is also a suspect, but more so probably leaning into just being on the Neurodivergence spectrum because being tested for Autism is a time grueling process)

Relationship status is complicated. Still moving on from grieving the death of my last fictional husband, about to marry a different fictional man, and crushing on a coworker that just so happens to have the opposite sexual orientation 💀

Good morning, beloved. Sometimes, we need to try new things. But you are not a thing. So, don’t let anyone try you. Encourage them to try the library instead. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

Sometimes I realize I really am growing, maturing, and moving twords better days.

73° ON FRIDAY?? guess I'm curing my depression on Friday 😎

disclaimer: I am extremely anxious. Therefore, all my silly little disorders are going BRRRR. Therefore, I might become unfunny and serious and gloomy on here, so if I do, I apologise. things are hard in the noah realm lately

60° this afternoon? Don't mind if I do!!

Trump reminds me of that guy from princess and the frog that made that deal with shadow man

to be loved is to be cherished, not just tolerated. to be loved is to be believed in, even when you doubt yourself. to be loved is to be remembered, even in the little things. to be loved is to be chosen, even on the hard days.

I am only one tiny weeny voice in the world’s population but I still have a right to say… I HATE THE WAY OUR WORLD IS BEING RUN 😢