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a proper fungal mongrel. guitars and drawing and pinball and gym and birds and jokes.
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i’m not trying to brag but i can fit my whole mouth in my mouth

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fondly remembering when blipverts were futuristic

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

•COINS FOR SALE •FACE VALUE •MUST TAKE ALL

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

i’m leaving the last banana for my wife, i hope it’s not too ripe for her! #lastbanana #lastbananaformywife #hopeitsnottooripeforher #getbananas

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

august 24 1814 re-enactment when

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august 24 1814 re-enactment when

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ok

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Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

submitted 4 days ago • 102 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

It Just Is OK To Leave The Toilet Seat Up

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i look up a record i want: it is four dollars. 😀 i look up a record i want: it is two hundred dollars. 😒 i look up a record i want: never released on vinyl. 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Norrin Radd, relatable as always.

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

messaging every guitar listed on craigslist try to convince them to just keep it hey man just keep it

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

put my name on a list and underline it

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every time i think of a post about The Whole Situation i picture it being slowly zoomed in on & desaturated on the news after i- dang it

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

hm, you think the united states are gonna be allowed at the olympics next year?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is the counteroffer to Could you please stop using this little handful of slurs

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

when susan weaver was 14, she started going by the name of a minor great gatsby character, sigourney. preddy fuckin cool.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

absolute horror from pinball last night, Ted’s severed face. “Where’s my face at”

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I know we have AI now but I consider myself among the top band namers around. All of these are available, royalty free. (And I just want to clarify, that “Mary Martin & The Pronounced” and “Windmill Haters” are two separate band names)

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

they tried to warn us

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll Take Your Word For It off the newest Redd Kross album is a good song.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

gym is experiencing spontaneous baby boo, i trained it. will it fishies??

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

hmu if u need some clean piss, i’m filled to the brim

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

friends: blessings and success and joy and glory and health and fun and love and fulfillment unto thee! enemies: get fucked.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i only did four hours of #hourlycomicday #hcd today but my wife told me to post ‘em so

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

submitted 23 days ago • 2304 comments

anoyher king gizzard song got added to my gym’s jukebox system, flight b741. this is the most ridiculous song to play at the gym.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

just saw a 1997 commercial for the mazda protege. $12,995 in grunge typewriter font.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

growing up this was 95% of the tools in the house

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

friends: blessings and success and joy and glory and health and fun and love and fulfillment unto thee! enemies: get fucked.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments