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Coastal elite, Appalachian, desert dweller. It’s an egg. Hold it like an egg.
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This is one of the most impressive athletic things I’ve ever seen

Daulton Varsho is back. #BlueJays

Congress says it's antisemitic to say Jesus wouldn't approve of killing Palestinian children but not antisemitic to say Jews killed Jesus

Here it comes.

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

them: eat shit my dog: sounds good

David Byrne timidly exits a waterlogged suit and scuttles across the sizzling sand. Until he locates an improbably larger suit, he will be left vulnerable to seagulls and other hungry predators. At last, salvation: He finds an abandoned gray suit in a tide pool and crawls into his spacious new home.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.

Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

dogs, man.

Wearing a button on my chest that people press when they like something I say

Never forget that the chief complaint against Biden was “the economy is terrible.” You utter imbeciles

this is a very church-kid intrusive thought but the thing circling around in the back of my head 100% of the time is you’re supposed to give the baby to the person who *doesn’t* agree to chop it in half

There are leftists on here who hate democrats so much more than they hate Trump or Elon, by astonishing levels

i speak in sports metaphors but an incredible amount of leftists on here turn and yell at the liberal guy that is maybe one standard deviation from them, like the coach that yells at the second best hitter on the team he's not the problem dude, don't yell at your good teammates, your good players

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

That is the way to lay the city flat, To bring the roof to the foundation, And bury all, which yet distinctly ranges, In heaps and piles of ruin.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣

there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”

Nothing I can write makes this funnier than it already is.

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

lol Jokic

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

i know its stupid but backing down from winnable fights is one reason why youre losing men

This is fucking insane

Jesus what an absolutely useless party. Stupid and Evil will continue to beat stupid and useless.

Abraham Lincoln is often quoted for saying: "As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.” But the passage I think of daily from the same 1838 speech to the Young Men’s Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois is this one. (don’t get hung up on his use of the word genius)

Endorsed

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump

FYI: I *did* have this on my bingo card. I had all this shit on my bingo card. Whatever you''re about to say you didn't have on your bingo card I had that shit and I got a bunch more cray shit. You gotta see my bingo card it fucking rules.