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Executive orders aren't laws. Just toss them bitches in the trash and go about your day.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 3 days ago • 109 comments

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

submitted 22 days ago • 97 comments

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

submitted 23 days ago • 766 comments

One time when we were little, my mom got sick of us saying "PIZZA" whenever she asked us what we wanted for dinner so she decided to make us pizza every night until we were sick of it. This went on for weeks. She never broke us. Didn't even get close.

submitted 29 days ago • 25 comments

A Celebrity Jeopardy moment that will haunt Neil deGrasse Tyson...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

GRILLED THREESE

submitted 35 days ago • 347 comments

"fighting" fish are so embarrassing like lmao whata you gonna do, blub me to death? you're a fish

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

submitted 34 days ago • 52 comments

Incredible how thoroughly Democrats got played here. Spent four years following through on a Trump executive order, pissed away any shot at building a real youth coalition for 2024 by alienating literally every teenager in America, lost the election, and now Trump gets to "save" TikTok. Clown shit.

submitted 37 days ago • 283 comments

i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic

submitted 38 days ago • 150 comments

i don’t think i’ll ever get past americans being black pilled by the government into downloading a chinese app called red note referencing the little red book. that’s so fucking awesome. chinese propaganda is so powerful they don’t even have to do anything

submitted 40 days ago • 69 comments

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they can talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

submitted 43 days ago • 234 comments

why is my cat yelling at me now? - I am standing rather than sitting - cat deserves a Treat - yelling is fun - her friend the dryer isn't running and thus isn't warm

submitted 42 days ago • 104 comments

My favorite part of a drug commercial is when they say "Don't take Fuckitol if you're allergic to Fuckitol"

submitted 42 days ago • 18 comments

gen A/I sucks so bad and if you use it you also suck so bad sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is!

submitted 44 days ago • 25 comments

I read your draft and wow, I feel like I'm being sentenced to death. Paragraphed to smithereens. It's painful.

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

norovirus had me bargaining with gods whose names came to me in the fog of the suffering

submitted 46 days ago • 10 comments

The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try

submitted 47 days ago • 99 comments

She paraded around Liz Cheney, didn’t mention climate change on her website and said she wouldn’t do anything different from Biden regarding the genocide in Palestine She ended in debt and the whole time internal polling said appealing to the right wouldn’t work

submitted 47 days ago • 26 comments

It’s never a good sign when I have an opportunity to post this exceptional public health graphic.

submitted 51 days ago • 171 comments

this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight

submitted 52 days ago • 1033 comments

i'm in the middle of a multiple course meal please allow me to rest halfway through as in right now thank you for understanding🍜

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that

submitted 54 days ago • 123 comments

The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

The dog got two stuffed animal toys yesterday for Christmas. He has shown them to me no less than 6 times today. And every time, I have made a big deal about how I saw the toys & was very impressed by them because nothing is sadder than a 110 lb. Lab when you do not match their level of excitement.

submitted 59 days ago • 93 comments

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

submitted 59 days ago • 259 comments

Just me nd my weed pen against the world😚💨

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

Being incredible at using sarcastic deadpan humor while being pitiful at detecting other people doing it is so funny like how did I get like this

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments

this is in the healthcare dot gov website.

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol

submitted 62 days ago • 54 comments

My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition

submitted 63 days ago • 419 comments

smoking the weed pen with a biore nose strip on and tea tree oil slathered on my face is the closest i will ever come to god’s kingdom

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

submitted 65 days ago • 49 comments

Hordes of migrants, many of them drug addicts with large numbers of out-of-wedlock children, are entering our country illegally and destroying our federal budget. by Elon Musk

submitted 66 days ago • 44 comments