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When Vance sneered "Have you ever said thank you ONCE?" at Zelenskyy, I *immediately* thought of that time I was followed for two blocks by a guy who kept insisting I thank him for saying I had a nice ass. "Say thank you. SAY THANK YOU. Would it kill you to say thank you?! I can't enjoy the view?!"

So anyways in Twitter news Stacy Cay apparently dunked on Josh Seiter so hard that he FUCKING DIED

Drake's new song about to drop : "The Jerk Store Called"

Holy cow. The Press Box interview with Chris Berman is phenomenal. @thepressbox.bsky.social

Guys, I'm telling you, the way the US is governed right now is this: Far-right/neo-Nazi Twitter -> Conspiracy theories and anger -> Elon Musk -> Immediately implementation by fiat with no process Two days ago Musk saw some tweet about white-only South African immigration. Now it's policy.

My girlfriend is an ICU nurse at the VA and was told this morning she's no longer allowed to use the word gender at work. She has to say “sex” because incels run the government and one must always think about genitalia. I gotta get the fuck out of this country

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

You think Jimmy Smits still talks to Yoda?

Man, Stevie Nicks can still fucking go, but nobody wants to hear about how the lord saved your house, lady.

Shad deserves this, but we don't. Absolute clown show.

Alright, let's get this asshole hired so we can start bitching about it.

I hate the Chiefs so fucking much

Telling my wife that I only visit Pornhub for the essays, modern-day Gore Vidal, stuff like that.

Smooooot

I'm at a dive bar and there's a table of like six early twenty year old women and a guy like a few years older than me. Should I check on them or is that their dad?

this is the party that keeps texting me and asking for money

Hogan outside the Intuit Dome after being booed out of the building

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

Why would Japanese Breakfast tease me with tour dates and not come to Salt Lake? Why must I be made to suffer?

So proud of LA for booing Hogan out of the building.

*snaps out of a deep sleep* Is Cookie Monster his species or his name?

Trent Baalke is Shad Khan's Press Taylor.

There is pure shock around NFL circles that the #Jaguars opted to keep GM Trent Baalke. “Unreal.” “Makes no sense.” “What has he done to survive two head coaches?” “The job is not as coveted with Trent there.” And much more. Many NFL people stunned.

Trent Baalke gets up in front of the entire delayed flight still sitting in Indianapolis… #Jaguars

Broncos are out here stuntin' on these backups

Me when the other partygoers ask me if I'm the one who clogged the downstairs toilet

We are the labor, the producers, of the internet's social platforms. Our only value to them is what they can monitize and the minute we are too controversial for advertisers those platform will remove us. They will complete the digestion of our identities and spit us back out as generic 'content'

no presidential medal of freedom for Hunter Biden is just, like, ok so what was the point of any of this.

elephants are like people but better, dolphins are like people but worse

Short thread on The Supreme Court's "End of Year Report." Roberts is upset because Judges don't feel safe, they feel disrespected and he says we had better listen to what they say. Well, John . . . • You stripped Constitutional rights from half the population. 1 of 3 ↓

Man, Skeleton Crew is great. Who are these joyless fucks who aren't having a good time with this thing?

man this is bad

I have not been entertained by Jeff Jarrett once in like 25 years.

I'm glad they're letting Ricochet do something different.

what sucks most about this "democrats who wanna be open to vaccine skeptics" thing is it's such transparent "we need more votes. what if we open up the tent to these morons who don't know their right hand from their left." bitch those people will still not vote for you. write them off

In Georgia, a mom facing eviction reached out to DFCS for help. They offered her nothing. Soon the agency took her kids away because of "inadequate housing." The state then paid *$6,200 a month* to house her kids in foster care. One of the most important and infuriating stories I read this year:

Jake Moody fucking haaaates this poor guy

Ah, yes. The old domestic abuse touchdown celebration.

Look at what was taken in “sweeps” of homeless encampments. projects.propublica.org/impact-of-ho...

Something missing in all these obituaries of Jimmy Carter is his book Palestine: Peace not Apartheid. He wrote it in 2006 and, sadly, it still holds up.