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If you see an Elephant here's what you must do call animal services unless it's in a Zoo
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I shaved my beard off now I don't who I am

Global warming has contributed to an increase in the urban rat population - just look at Washington Dc

Just chilling out in 30c plus at greens lake

Stanhope Victoria near Shepparton here getting supplies it's goanna be hot tomorrow

The reason people with Kenndeys disease don't kill themselves is their hands are so shakey no one could read the suicide note

Fool on the hill

All the best Dictators have moustaches- when a clown embraces destiny

is it wrong to put Barbra Streisand's Memories on repeat in an old peoples home

I went to Aldis and bananas were 3.99 a kilo 3.99 and they were bent enough already 3.99

@guycollins.bsky.social much better than the others

The last train to nowhere

getting in early

For a long time I thought that the world was my oyster then I found out I was allergic to shell fish

If you have the memory of an elephant you're probably Buddhist

Being Dyslexic in Wales means you're the only one who can read the street signs

"There used to be 8 dwarves but Pervy was on a list so they couldn't use him in the movie" - still the best gag I ever wrote

I'm shutting down Christmas

Trumps new advisors

Tesla has a new product not self drving

He's ready for anything

I didn't join Blue Sky to hear people whinge about Trump - he won legitimately - so let's suck it up and hope the dems can come up with better policies - now bring on the funny and photos of cats

When people attack your right to say something rather than what you are saying - I say "Do your own research".

I download Saturday Night Live because I want to be disappointed