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also, I’m trying to consolidate pension (superannuation) accounts and JEBUS CRISTMAS be thankful for the aussie setup the 36 page document I’ve filled in to move just one plan is beyond absurd.

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today I said “I miss the ATO” I’m pretty sure the number of people who’ve said they prefer the australian tax office to where they are currently is pretty miniscule

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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

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I need some bloody sun. I can deal with the cold, it’s still winter. what I can’t deal with is the solid, endless, smooth grey London sky. no cloud formations, just flat grey

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girlboss!

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as an Australian, whenever I hear the name of broadcaster and author, Fearne Cotton, I can only think of the most slapstick horse fixing scam in Australian history They used Clairol hair dye on the ring-in. by the end of the race the dye was dripping off its legs en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fine_Co...

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by the end of winter my skin is so dry I wish I could shed it like a gecko and be fresh for spring

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I have a little speaker I take into the bathroom to play music while I shower and get ready. I like to play an Energy playlist while I do yesterday I came back into the bedroom to find my bf with a pillow firmly over his head saying it sounded like a Dutch Grand Prix in there

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On 22 January, GB News presenter Josh Howie repeated a homophobic slur linking the LGBTQ+ community to paedophilia. This is offensive, wrong and unlawful. Join me and @GoodLawProject to file a complaint to Ofcom 👇 action.goodlawproject.org/ofcom-stop-g...

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Let us take a second to just review what's happened this weekend: - Ireland are sending a song about a dog that died in space - Finland is sending a song which is basically repeats the words "I'm coming". - Malta is sending a song which in no way whatsoever just repeatedly uses the C word. #MESC

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@winetiger.bsky.social WELL HELLO!

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you know what the next season on Slow Horses needs? a chase on Lime bikes

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FBI agents who are 10 hours into a crisis and still have gorgeous lip gloss give me the name of this product

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Zum Abschluss der friedlichen #HH0102 Demo gegen Rechts in #Hamburg singen alle Teilnehmer:innen gemeinsam in einem Lichtermeer von (Laut Veranastalter:innen) 80.000 Menschen. @fridaysforfuture.bsky.social @politicalbeauty.bsky.social

submitted 22 days ago • 90 comments

I finished my day today. had dinner and thought nice, tomorrow is saturday fffffffffkn monday

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Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.

submitted 31 days ago • 75 comments

has anyone, in the history of Outlook, ever successfully recalled an email?

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I got told once that I just don't like Elon Musk because he's autistic. Buddy, 60% of the people I hang out with on a day-to-day basis are autistic, and they all think he's a cunt too.

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I can’t remember who told me that “Black Doves” would make me like Kiera Knightley but the thing is, I already liked Kiera Knightley and now I really like her

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When you're British and need to deliver the sickest burn possible

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

I was given a weighted blanket for christmas and I just worked out why it feels so comforting rolling it up from my feet to my neck. to me, it feels like putting on a wetsuit and then being pressed back into an aeroplane seat at takeoff.

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someone walking through a very open plan office whistling this, is up to some mischief youtube.com/shorts/9x6XG...

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as a demonstration of where my head is at today, I just went to preheat the microwave oven

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

The Art of Asking Vulnerable Women to Be A Nanny for Your Child and then Sending Then to Hang Out Alone With Your Rapist Husband and then Refusing to Pay For Their Labor or Talk to the Police

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

Every single person involved in the writing, editing and publishing of this lazy-brained, shit-written, and cliche-filled opinion piece needs to be barred from all print media for no less than five (5) years.

submitted 41 days ago • 133 comments

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

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[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 42 days ago • 233 comments

Are your friends in LA exhibiting a completely normal trauma response? Comfort them in their time of need by telling them they've been drugged and/or have fallen victim to space lasers

submitted 44 days ago • 147 comments

feeling very much this

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