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Julian. Here, queer, in need of a nap. too old and too disabled for this. i have adhd, ask me how! he/him 18+ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐙 https://archiveofourown.org/users/elegantwings
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what radicalized me, you ask? the flintstones movie (1993). If you think I'm joking, give it a rewatch.

I understand cynicism and hopelessness at a time like this and cynics may well be right, but if people are pissed off and want to make a better world because they see this one is failing I don’t see any better choice than everyone pushing forwards together and believing we can do it

i was getting ready this morning and the kitten wrapped himself around my ankle and I had to drag him out of the bathroom that way

i have decided to try and pick up crochet again as an antidote to doom scrolling, and when I woke up having a panic attack at 5am it actually helped? so that was nice

is now really the time to criticize Oscar noms, in this essay i will

Don’t stay home watching the White House website yall. Please. Those motherfuckers will do what they do. Live your life. Love the people in it. Smoke weed. I don’t know what else to do right now

So much this. Stop pretending the pardon will allow Trump to do anything he wasn't already going to do. That was foolish to believe in 2017, but insane to believe in 2024.

im at the airport and this guy is wearing a black cap and a leather jacket and he's probably a pilot but i genuinely cant tell

There is glory in the unexpressed thought.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but [mournful howling]

Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole

1. This Thanksgiving, you and your family can all agree on one thing: salmonella is gross. They’re resilient little germs that can survive hours to days on surfaces, and they can’t be killed by drying or freezing. Here’s how to keep them away 🧵

had a dyslexia moment within an inch of my life on this one

im on vacation. im several hours away from home by plane. my dad managed to crash my car (he is okay. my car? not so much).

Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:

i finally watched i saw the tv glow last night and I'm pretty sure it is my life and also changed my life

I'm not someone who usually asks for help, unless it’s a last resort, but right now I really need it. If you're able to contribute or share this post, I would be beyond grateful. Any support, big or small, would mean the world to me." 🌈🩵 Help Cover Out of Pocket Medication Cost: gofund.me/db54635a

🧵Well-intentioned ppl often warn that “it” could happen here—state-mandated violent disruption & dislocation of communities, cultures, & families, particularly concentration camps & deportations. US schools mostly don’t teach & US culture mostly doesn’t acknowledge that it already has, many times.

NEWTOWN, Conn. (AP) — Satirical outlet The Onion has bought Alex Jones' Infowars at auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say.

good morning to everyone who I assume is joining the app and finding my 4yo Witcher fanfiction in my bio, I love you

The closest I get to being a contrarian is only listening to Radiohead’s singles because I know it would piss off every Radiohead fan

Link to the article referenced below. PLEASE pay attention. www.axios.com/2023/11/13/t...

"The election is in one year." No. Elections are in 2 days. Control of the state government is at stake in 4 states! Also, a key supreme court seat. An abortion measure. Major DA & sheriff races. Mayors. Election deniers seeking elections office. M4L trying to take over school boards. A sampling:

There’s a Moms for Lib candidate in my local school board race. She advocated for civil war when Trump lost re-election and has been banned from school events for harassing gay students. Voting in your local elections will have the biggest impact on your personal quality of life.

Fall of the house of usher episode 1 anyone?

five nights at freddys (movie) is delightful

the idea that a highly advanced alien civilization would travel all the way to earth just to observe us and not make contact? yeah right! now enough of this nonsense, i need to get back to my (raises binoculars) bird watching

started physical therapy today and the therapist was just so amazing and patient and kind. more medical professionals like this please!

there is nothing on this earth that causes me more completely unnecessary stress than being able to see that a person is typing a response to something

hi yes con o'neill is a number one human, a joyful and kind perfect man

2023 bingo did not include reconnecting with my grade school best friend and it going really wonderfully 😭

i stayed up to watch ofmd and at first i wasnt sure but oh my fucking god it's better than i could even have imagined

i have to have a nighttime and daytime sleep study and the daytime one seems kinda fun actually. take naps all day, vibe in between

reminder: do not EVER purchase a bagel from a "bagel shop" or the bagel section at the grocery! adopt one from a bagel rescue or your county's bagel shelter

i somehow managed to get a ticket to the screening of ofmd at the new york lgbt film festival and i am Shook

in this years edition of whats up with Julian's body we have both sleep apnea and narcolepsy fighting for the top prize

How your email finds me

barbie for greatest movie of all time

RESKEET if ur a queer lil horror monster I’m tryna find y’all freaks