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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

You know that kid in your class who said that he had an uncle who worked for Nintendo, and made up wild shit about secret Easter eggs or future games, just for clout? Imagine that, when proven wrong about all of it, that kid tries to buy Nintendo. That's Elon Musk.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Sick and tired (Disclaimer: trans is at the head for a reason, but all else is random. Getting distracted by what should go where is exactly the petty distraction they want.)

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

if airplane crashes are really as bad as you say you'd think eventually the free market would sort it out

this is the energy we have to bring into the next four years

BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.

rfk jr be like "kids these days use too many devices" then tries to get them hooked on iron lungs

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

"just immigrate legally bro"

They're called "the wee hours" because that's when your dog wants to go out to pee

your tired, your poor (in health)

warner bros has reportedly removed trans character from loony tunes. spokesperson said "we prefer to let parents decide for themselves how to broach these topics with their kids. we apologize to bugs bunny fans who are disappointed by this decision"

Fuck it, why not.

#spoilers #TheMagnusArchives #ArcaneS2

Base(d)ball.

My extremely unpopular opinion is that the left wing needs to engage in agitprop and smear campaigns just as ruthlessly as the right wing do. That's clearly what the people respond to, and there's a whole lot more material to throw at the right wing than they have on us.

(1/4) 1. The author's poorly disguised fetish 2. The author's proudly displayed fetish 3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have 4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise