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thatcritter.bsky.social
Just a bunch of weird little critters in a hoodie. And we all bite. 34 | Married | Capricorn 🚫⬇️18🚫 ---- MINORS, DNI. Violators will be found and ground into dog food. 🚫💩🤡🚫 ---- BIGOTS, DNI. Violators will be found and ground into compost.
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Watch who and what they are attacking first.

submitted 9 days ago • 85 comments

Being short is such bullshit. My partner can lean down and nibble on my neck while we're standing and making out, but I can't reach theirs, and they take full advantage of that. Anyway that's why I'm so good at tackling people.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Another pedophile that was neither a drag queen nor a trans woman, but a cis dude. Interesting. Iiiinterrresting.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Where are criminal neurons sent? A chain ganglion. 🧪

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

You may already know that Yogi's little buddy was just called Boo. Bears repeating though

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

“Ohgoddammit” - a salmon the moment they jump out of the water to see a big fat bear waiting for them

submitted 25 days ago • 62 comments

That went downhill quickly.

submitted 24 days ago • 366 comments

Rep. Crockett is a treasure.

submitted 25 days ago • 97 comments

KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

submitted 29 days ago • 779 comments

Age yourself with a film you saw in theaters

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

if the workweek is a turducken, we are just about finished with the turkey part. not many people use this calendar system

submitted 31 days ago • 51 comments

@puppyrat666.bsky.social

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 1400 comments

This hits hard.

submitted 34 days ago • 516 comments

Works as advertised

submitted 37 days ago • 1199 comments

This is getting so old. HARRIS LITERALLY TOLD THE WORLD THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I never thought I would see this… Nah you didn’t want to listen. On the DEBATE STAGE she told the nation and the world this! Stop it! She was clear right to his face! Pathetic cowards! youtu.be/5RKQDjnLHr4?...

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

Food for thought.

submitted 69 days ago • 1561 comments

Me: I JUST FOUND A SPECIAL LITTLE TRINKET!! 😃 The "Special Trinket" in Question: A decapitated, half-eaten deer head

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Early birfdee gift for the roleplay partner I married and live with @thatcritter.bsky.social , my oc Jesse and his oc Gustav 💚 (This is how they met)

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 100 days ago • 112 comments

Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇 Just one guess. 🇺🇸

submitted 100 days ago • 986 comments

He’s making a list, He’s forgotten the list, He’s climbed up a tree with minced pie in his fists, Santa Claus has ADHD

submitted 103 days ago • 8 comments

Beelzebub if she had been allowed to be a fat scene queen 😇💖 #helluvaboss #beelzebub

submitted 107 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 115 days ago • 444 comments