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"The Richest Person in the World" should be a highly respected sacrificial title. You achieve it and are allowed one day to enjoy it. And then we fling you into a holy volcano and redistribute your wealth to renew the cycle of life.

People talk like the whole thing with Reacher is he's a giant who can beat up anybody. No, it's that the giant who can beat up anybody is also the smartest person in any possible room.

Doug Ford needs to cancel Ontario’s contract with Starlink now. Absolutely solidarity with Ukraine but also to avoid it being used as a bargaining chip by Musk and Trump against Canada. Right now, Premier Ford.

This is the best thing that’s happened all year

A thought. No matter how angry you might be about an egregious or noxious piece of public radio programming - you may want to consider the precedent/consequences of inviting cabinet ministers to interfere with such programming decisions. Because some day a future Heritage Minister may well do so.

The only kids Elon has that will spend time with him are the ones who can’t read

Every day it’s like “we’re getting rid of a highly qualified woman or minority or disabled person and replacing them with a white guy who majored in skull measuring.”

absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.” death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!

Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

I wish more people knew about the 1920s Klan because they—perhaps more than European fascists—are the model for Trumpism. This is a good summary and a nice reminder that they do a lot of damage, but in the end, fascists always lose.

VERY encouraging to hear Germany’s new chancellor treating the Musk/Trump foreign-interference threat as seriously as Moscow’s

Elon Musk at a public event

JD Vance's intervention for AfD not looking all that brilliant right now

donald trump 2nd term appointments is like adam sandler getting his SNL flunkie friends whatever gigs he can

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BREAKING NEWS: Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars has passed away at the age of 22. Mr. McQueen fell asleep in his garage and left himself running

Vance reacts to AfD (slightly) underperforming

This is hilarious and brutal and their aim is true

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

I once wrote an episode of Adam Ruins Everything where he said that IQ is a bad measure of actual mental ability. It got some of the most wild, furious responses online. There are people who base their entire world view on a relatively meaningless number

If the subject isn’t “murder by boat,” I don’t see why Kevin O’Leary should be speaking 🛥️

The thing the right-wing took away from non-prosecution of W-era torture wasn't that they were fortunate that Obama was willing to look forward, it was that installing John Yoo's to write memos saying "[illegal thing] is actually legal" is a cheat code to rewrite the laws however you want

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

It was always an obvious bullshit movement but seeing how fast the Freedom Convoy crowd have all of a sudden abandoned their National Pride and flag waving is truly incredible. Same goes to all those Canada/BC/AB Proud pages that have so much to say about identity but are now very quiet.

And yeah, I used "praetorianism" as shorthand (somewhat breezily) for "establishing a palace guard," but whichever term we choose, it is the winnowing of an apolitical military and creation of a personal military force loyal to a single leader. (The actual praetorianism comes later.)

Spread this around. No curse quite like an Irish one. Thanks @seamas.bsky.social! "Musk is just a blinkered, blundering dunce; a man who thinks his ability to buy companies renders him a Godlike superintelligence, pathologically resistant to the idea...1/ www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

DOGE missed $200 million of government waste!

Fantastic news. More countries should do the same.

really good reporting here.

Compare this with Trudeau's readout

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

I’m enjoying watching normal-speed hockey after two weeks of nitrous-fueled political hockey.

It has felt like 4pm in December all day today.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Wow. What a loss for local news. “It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of the Burnaby Now, New Westminster Record, and the Tri-City News. It has been a privilege and an honour to serve you for more than 40 years.”

His addled brain just running the Twitter acquisition over and over and over.

Albertans are slowly waking up to the depths of the scandal enveloping the UCP government. A lot of folks are wondering how to explain what's going on to people who haven't been tuning in. Here's the what, so what now what, and what's next of the situation. 🧵

Opinion | It takes a corrupt sex offender to fight a corrupt sex offender. That’s why Andrew Cuomo is the perfect New York mayor to take on Trump. by Chris Cuomo

The rise of gen AI, backed at every level by the far-right, suggests the arrival of an _anti-information_ age. AI offers a self-reinforcing bullshit loop that, much like a Russian disinfo operation, serves to muddy the information space and create doubt about the very nature of reality.

The next pandemic is going to start inside an AirPods case.

I completely agree with this, and with the thread. If you don't discuss racism as a giant motivating factor (not the only one, but a huge one), you can't cover this administration, these people, or their party accurately.

Each of these four points is crucially important. They explain why Ukraine is not lost — and Europe is not threatened — without the United States. More commitment and expenditure will be required, but there’s no reason for surviving democracies to capitulate

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

James Carville? From GI JOE: Retaliation?

This x10000000000 “In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...

Aww yeah Wordle 1,344 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

russia is a kleptocratic dictatorship, an economy and political system in decline under a government that stopped investing in human capital decades ago. the united states alliance with europe is far more valuable and should be treated as such by american leaders.

It's so weird how the party that likes to claim their opponents are radical Maoists or Stalinists are engaging in purges of the military, the Justice Department, & dozens of other federal agencies at a scale that is far far far beyond anything any incoming administration in US history has ever done.