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Weed CPA. Local politician. My wife’s cooler than me. Our kid’s got us both beat.
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Can you imagine how smart Bill Maher would be if he was even a fraction of how smart he thinks he is?

Dear Elon, It’s okay if you leave DOGE and go back to Tesla full time. We won’t let you forget the damage you’ve done to our country. And we won’t forget that people died as a result of your scam. ✌🏼

I actually have over a million followers, but you wouldn’t know most of them. They live in Canada.

Thinking of bringing your family to the US for a fun, safe international travel destination? Might I recommend:

These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.

It’s not a democrat vs. republican thing. It’s a corruption thing. Sit your friends down and watch this with them.

Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

Read this. You will feel ever so slightly better.

I know the #Krasnov story is incredibly enticing… But, when considering motives, it’s also incredibly believable.

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

Dear Global Friends, We know how you feel. We get it. We don’t recognize these people holding power either. We don’t recognize them as legitimate expressions of our values or principles as Americans. Thank you for voicing your disapproval and opposition. Signed, A concerned American

On this week's podcast: Trump's funding cuts come to Arkansas, bad ballot measure bills at the state Capitol, and the Legislature targets a disability rights nonprofit for scrutiny.

Is it guillotine time yet?

I want to see spreadsheets of the most vulnerable GOP house members with phone numbers, issues they campaigned on, issue polling from their districts, and talking points. It should be updated weekly, with weighted scores for issues & color coded data viz. I do this in my classroom, why can’t dems?

If we’re going to have a South African as president why can’t it be Trevor Noah

Justin Trudeau has more leadership ability in his big toe than Donald Trump has in his entire being.

What the fuck is going on?

More of this.

That’s right. This man learned hockey in Arizona.

This is a reminder that no one can convince Trump voters to no longer support Trump, better than Trump can.

I just remembered how great ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ is.

In the governor’s telling, the mental health crisis among American kids all goes back to one root cause: phones. That diagnosis is too simple, but they're surely a big part of the problem. If Sanders' ban can really reduce kids' phone use, bring it on.

I don’t know how to explain to people that Earth is our home and we should care about it.

“The only thing exceptional about America right now is that we’re exceptionally fucked up.”

Time for my favorite refresher on tariffs since Trump is out there in Vegas right now spewing nonsense about them

My buddy in Australia literally laughed when he turned on #CNN and they were airing Oscar award nominations. Apparently in Australia, news channels have actual news. #weird #alsoarehashtagsstillathing?

This is my life in a nutshell right now.

Dear members of the press, Can one of you, PLEASE just ONE: When Trump says we deleted all the evidence, please for the love of God, push back. The evidence is all here: www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...

for those who believe nothing can get better: you don't have to get in the way of those who do

Fed up with Meta? Avoiding Instagram or Facebook isn’t enough to stop Meta from harvesting and profiting from your private information. Here’s how to limit Meta’s ability to monetize your personal data.

Welcome to The Contrarian, a new media outlet not owned by anybody You won’t find cozy alliances, half-measures, or false equivalences here. We bend the knee to no one, vigorously challenge unchecked authority and champion transparency and accountability Join our venture at contrarian.substack.com

I want you to stop lying about the politicians I support. You want me to stop telling truths about the ones you support. We are not the same.

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

Dry January, you say? Don’t mind if I don’t.

2025 here we come.

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

The best.

I forgot we lost Toby Keith in 2024. …so at least that’s cool!

I’ve started yogging again. …less for health purposes. More for zombie-outbreak-caused-by-RFKjr purposes.