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thatpaganmom.bsky.social
Enby w/ ADHD. Paganism, Witchcraft, Parenthood, and Homeschooling. Sometimes crochet, cats, and subway bullshit. Coffee and antifascist always. ICE can gargle my balls. Check linktree for podcast and YT channel links. https://linktr.ee/ThatPaganMom
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If you’ve been thinking about having kids please know that my 7 y/o just farted at me as a gift. Proceeded accordingly. (Don’t @ me. I love the kid. He’s just gross.)

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One thing about me? I’m gonna play Wilson Phillips loud as fuck every time they come up in a playlist. Every. Fuckin. Time.

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Haggis thanked Thor for protecting all the trains on the Isle of Sodor during our Blót this morning. You heard it here first, folks. Thor is the god of trains with faces. #paganparenting

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Okay, I'm down.

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I decided to adopt the S.O.A.P. method for daily devotions using the Tao Te Ching as scripture. First day I get a message about adaptability. Loki’s got jokes. 😂🫠

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A random on the bus told me Haggis is cute (true) and then asked if he was my only & if I am planning to have more. WHY IS THAT SOMETHING PEOPLE ARE COMFORTABLE ASKING!?!? Not only is it NOT anyone’s fuckin business, it’s also a painful subject for a LOT of parents. Mind your own damn business.

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We always start our lessons with daily devotions. Today Haggis and I also pulled an oracle card each. Also, he wanted y’all to see his morning menu sheet. #paganparenting #paganhomeschool #homeschool

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Look at this handsome goblin!

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I’ve been thinking a lot about mindfulness, intention, and the concept of slow living. So often the people selling “slow and simple living” are white women who live in middle class communities and have no idea what a food desert is.

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I have learned more about the Statue of Liberty today because of our homeschool lessons than I learned in school as a kid. Homeschool works if the parents put in the effort & make a point to be present & active in their child(ren)’s education. Same for public schools. Our kids need us. Period.

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During our Blót this morning Hag thanked Freyja for Valentine’s Day and flowers. 🥹 #paganparenting #heathensky #Torshelgd

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Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise; For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me. 👏

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Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

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Mets pitchers and catchers are reporting today!!!!

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@penguin20212.bsky.social @thekevina.bsky.social @chickgonebad.bsky.social Yep ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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☕️☕️☕️

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These are cute as fuck

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Oh. Would be a shame if everyone shared this everywhere while trump and Eric Adams try to work out a deal.

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#Witchsky #Bluesky

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Dearest candidates for NYC Mayor, If I were you, I’d put this Eric Trump quote regarding Adams up in lights in Times Square…

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More of this, America.

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Good morning. Happy Monday. Chess and I hope your coworkers mind their Ps & Qs and remember that you aren’t the one.

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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

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I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

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Hi. Literally everyone has been reporting Elon Musk and his gaggle of youths to you. And you’re doing fuck all. At this point your inaction is a threat to public safety. Do your job, Chuck.

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I finally got around to reviewing Magic Child: A Bedtime Ritual by Sarah Beck & Nicole Revy. First video and more to come!

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Y’all. I made Hag an award.

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Haggis is the Snowball Champion of 2025. He brought snow into the apartment —some got in his boot so we didn’t know —and got me with an inside snowball. I love this kid so much.

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My rotten soldier. My sweet cheese. My good time boy.

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I’m like…72% certain that the driver of the bus I’m on is late bc he is RUSHING. Out here giving White Rabbit vibes.

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Haggis has one of those finger skateboard situations. He also has a whole gaggle of peg dolls painted by yours truly. Just now he put one of the peg dolls on the skateboard, looked into an imaginary camera and said “don’t try this at home”. Hello. He is Steveo and this is (apparently) Jackass.

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Good morning, team! ☀️ As the sprinter runs out of steam, the runner trained in long distance hits their stride. Steady, strong and calm - this is the cadence and the heartbeat of the Resistance. We're seeing this play out now.

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Today needs more Bison

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Hi fed friends. A few things to keep in mind: Keep an eye out for new software on your computers Assume that your gov devices are being monitored Assume calls are being recorded and chats reviewed Ok. Have a great paranoia-free evening! But seriously. Be smart. Keep calm and carry on. ☕

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