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Elon musk #Trump #Maga #AreWeGreatYet #Republicans “Move fast and break things” is a great way to tank a company. We now know it’s an even better way to destroy an economy. So glad I’m a dead #Japanese.

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True dat #Norway #Scandic

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Always a fan of Walter Russel Mead, this commentary in the WSJ wsj.com/opinion/ukrain… suggests a less controversial view of #Trump meeting with #Zelensky. An example of real politics that isn’t as #Russia cock sucking as #MAGA hopes.

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アメリカは直ちに日本から撤退しなければならない. When #China attacks #Taiwan, it will also hit US bases in #Japan and #SouthKorea to delay any US military response. There is no reason for Japanese civilians to suffer: the US must leave Japan NOW. #USOutOfJapan

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From last cake post: #Japanese is very indirect, and relies upon assumptions more than other languages. Here is the translation: Woman: I want cake. Would you get a piece for me? Man: Sure - assuming he is in a relationship with the woman and wants to remain so. #Japanese drives me nuts.

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Witnessed today at a coffee shop: Woman: Do you want some cake? Man: No, thanks. 5 minutes later… Woman gets up and finds cake has sold out. Pissed at man. “They’re out of cake.” Man: You didn’t say you wanted cake. This was a very #Japanese interaction, and a classic miscommunication among sexes.

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www.sciencealert.com/women-talk-m... “The least chatty participant was a man, who managed a mere 62 words per day. The most chatty participant was also a man, who reached 124,134 words per day.“ That’s speaking a novel a day. With zero editing. My idea of #Hell #CIA #Waterboarding

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Full page ad in today’s New York Times:

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Twitter: Where more #RussianCock is sucked than #gay #PornHub. Ronald Reagan is spinning in his grave.

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Up next: Ukraine 2: Electric Bugaloo. #China, seeing #Trump weakness in #Ukraine, invades #Taiwan. #ElonMusk, being a #CCP simp, encourages Trump to do nothing. Seeing this, #Japan kicks out US forces, saying “Nice kitty,” to China while reaching for a stick: it’s own nuclear weapons.

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If you #StandWithUkraine, boycott these X advertisers: hunneeneecandleco.com… I was going to write more, but the only other ads were from Temu, a site owned by the Chinese Communist Party. If that doesn’t convince who Elon Musk is in bed with, then you’re an idiot.

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Now would be a great time for #Japan to take over Formosa aka #Taiwan. #China is about a year out from its own invasion, and the Americans are in disarray. The JSDF has the capability, only the politicians lack the will. #MakeChinaJapanAgain

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#MAGA

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How does a country of 5.6 million people need its own set of vowels: æ, ø, and å? Looking at you #Norway

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I think #Lancome should come out with an eyeliner brand specifically for #MAGA men, and have @JDVance promote it in 2029, when his political career is over. Unless that happens sooner. #impeachthemboth

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Remember when #Americans could travel without feeling embarrassed? Me neither. But this administration is so juvenile, they may consider seeking #Asylum - and might even get it.

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From the boy’s side: #Ukraine

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I’m on both #BlueSky and #Twitter: #BlueSky is like a teen girl’s journal. #Twitter is like a teenage boy’s bathroom wall.

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I see a lot of #Resistance talk but no one mentions it only works when it rests on a foundation of #Violence. Social media posts do not make #Ukraine free, and it won’t work for you either.

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Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

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#NewRomantic #Visage song “Fade to Grey” takes on a whole new meaning when you are 100 years old and in a room with old people. Not sure #SteveStrange foresaw that when he wrote the song.

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I figured I’d enjoy the Norwegian Arctic with #NorwegianDeathMetal, starting with #OldFuneral. Not exactly your grandma’s metal but still not bad. Kind of like dropping #Kiss into a woodchipper.

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Not a fan of #KarlMarx, preferring his cousins Groucho and Harpo, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile: Capital accumulates, and as it does so it becomes less efficient and useless. #ElonMusk is the perfect example. His best contributions are way in the past, and just a slug today.

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#Norway diary: visited a #Sami owned herd of reindeer with a group of tourists. While among them I heard one softly singing to herself, “I like reindeer more than people.”

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#JeffBezos is going to launch women into space including his wife, #LaurenSanchez, to “empower them,” and “create a lasting impact” on earth. Empowering is a word used by men to humor women. It is meaningless. As for “creating a lasting impact” on the world, well there is definitely a way to do that

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It's out today! My new standalone SF book about horrible alien worlds and why you shouldn't get stuck on them.

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This book shouldn't be banned 😂

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To all the #Americans who believe #USA1. The waiter at my table last night in #Norway has a second house in #Lillehammer where his family goes skiing. #NorwegianDream

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#Resistance If the top minions are too strong, attack the lower ones. If they are too protected, attack their families. The roots of your enemy extend outside the fortress. Find those roots, and you find your entrance.

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55 years in the Afterlife has given me some time to ponder my coup failure. I’ll be sharing my tips over the coming months. #Resistance Rule 1: Sun Tzu may have only been #Chinese, but he was right: Attack your opponent at his weakest point. So don’t attack Musk, attack his minions. TBC

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To: OPM From: Yukio Mishima Subject: What I Did Last Week - Haunted #XiJinping - Tried to convince the #Reiwa emperor to invade Manchuria using a dream - Tried convincing #Musk to come out - Erased #Putin AI porn images from Trump’s phone - Erased gay porn Daddy videos from Musk’s phone

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Anyone else think Elon Musk’s face is so punchable that Gandhi would swing a right hook at the guy? Or is it just me? #katana #baseballbat

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Visited Svartlamon area of #Trondheim today. The area has been infested with anarchists for decades. While the opposite of my strong Japanese nationalism and emperor worship beliefs, I liked the vibe and sympathize. But does #anarchy require living in mess and filth? Asking for a friend.

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#Norway is going to completely electric vehicles. They also hold more refugees from #Ukraine than any other country except Poland. Those who own #Tesla are selling them to buy other cars. Unfortunately due to #SpermDonor of the Year @ElonMusk going batshit crazy, no one will buy them.

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Remember when #Republicans hated Russia and blamed the #Democrats for kissing #Putin’s ass? #PepperidgeFarmRemembers

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Went shopping today in #Norway and had to pick this up: #Japp king size. Taste wasn’t too bad. #Japan #oishii

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In #Norway in spirit. I’ve always been a big fan of these people, and wondered why they are so tall and beautiful. Checked #reddit: “It’s because the #Vikings didn’t kidnap the uggos.” Learned something new today.

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How is @ElonMusk able to explain he's a CEO for a dozen different companies, and can work remotely from the Oval Office. I guess he also can bring his kid to work too. I'd be jealous if I wasn't already dead.

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Never thought of #Trump as a #footfetish guy, but what do I know. I’m just a dead Japanese author.

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