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Comedian, writer, film buff and gamer, but not the annoying kind. Migrated from Twitter after the election because the very thought of being on there anymore makes me sick. BlueSky’s a better name than “X” anyway.
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Nosferatu? More like Yesferatu!

I'm sorry but I'm just not going to be cowering in fear of these clowns. They suck and they are cruel but they are not God.

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

So here’s thing: the people who say “I hate to say I told you so” actually fucking love to say it and I know that because I’m one of those people.

anyways it turns out the most fucked up part of the country rapidly collapsing is all the people left and right who are horrified by what's happening but then say i guess we just have to let it continue, nothing to be done, rules are rules

The idea of Pocahontas experiencing the culture shock of England is an interesting premise for a sequel, this is one of as cheaply made, quickly rushed, and worst of all, boring. 😴

Every Right winger is brainwashed. Only way they wake up is when they suffer. Alas.

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

This is incredibly fucked up.

UNDER THE STABILITY OF BIDEN: Egg Prices ↗️ Planes ➡️ UNDER THE CHAOS OF TRUMP: Egg Prices ⬆️ Planes ⤵️

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

I can’t stop thinking about these two headlines

They screwed this all up.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Mark my words: they will use the boogeyman-like specter they created out of non-organizations like “Antifa” and “BLM” to illegally suppress dissent to every fascist & blatantly racist move they make.

An unapologetically schlocky drive-in horror film with not only “substance”, but style as well & marks a triumphant comeback for Demi Moore.

I voted for Trump because he said he would make planes fall out of the sky every day but I never thought he'd actually do it

This elephant pretends to eat guy's hat..🐘🧢😅

It’s so weird how the Hamilton musical has sanitized his legacy, because if he were alive today, he’d 100% be a full on Crypto bro Trump guy all the way.

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

While liberals clutch their pearls and draft sonnets to the rule of law, the reactionaries are busy sharpening their knives. They understand what their opponents seem to have forgotten: power is not persuaded—it is taken.

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

Wrote this almost ten years ago, with a prophecy for today. youtu.be/sinXepdVrxE?...

Not as bad as I remembered, but still pretty stupid & you can tell studio notes ran riot over this production from start to finish. Whatever the movie’s flaws, Kelsey Grammar was inspired casting for Beast.

Am I in Skyrim now?

are the democrats....alive?