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I made this. Please clap. 😆

“I’ve got an idea! Put ME in charge of looking for fraud!”

Let’s be clear: the Dept. of Ed. provides resources to 26 million children living in high-poverty school districts; Pell Grants to over 7 million students; & funding for millions of children with disabilities. Closing its doors would be a disaster for working class families.

Should the state force people to donate their organs? “No way. That comes down to personal beliefs.” Even if it would save a life? “Not even then.” And what about forcing people to give birth? Should the state do that? “Wellll…”

Well said -

This is exactly what a sociopath would believe.

black student enrollment at the university of virginia barely cracks 7 percent and that is too much for glenn youngkin and his toadies www.baconsrebellion.com/uva-board-di...

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Putin’s lil bitch.

snitch page for the DOE just launched. you know what to do.

God- “wtf did you do with all the water?” Humans- “we used it to cool off machines so they could inaccurately respond to our questions”

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The unraveling of Medicare has begun👇

We all know he meant Golf of America

you’re telling me this bird flew?

The #marshapjohnson / #statueofliberty #mural in #seattlewa. To me, that David Lynch quote is less about being a threat and more about letting people know that if you continue on the path of ignoring your empathy, you'll only lead yourself to to a dead heart. Let people be who they choose to be #art

European Parliament member 👇🏽

In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...

helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state. HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."

I spent over 200 hours writing a book on penguins and the publisher refused it! they said I have to write it on paper!

www.bbc.com/travel/artic... did you know hundreds of black owned homes were burned to the ground to make room for the pentagon? So on-brand.

Growing up did anyone else’s evangelical dad say “Jack Squat” instead of Jack Shit

Today, 20 years ago on Valentine's Day, YouTube was born. Things that were not around when YouTube started: Vine Tiktok Instagram Reddit Snapchat Zoom The iPhone Bitcoin Whatsapp Uber Airbnb

Leftists mad at liberals mad at leftists… meanwhile.

When you’re a dipshit, everything looks like a nail. Is that how the saying goes?

[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!

The top health care companies in America spent 95% of their profits to make their CEOs & stockholders obscenely rich. How many Americans would be alive today if those companies spent $2.6 trillion on disease prevention and primary care, instead of stock buybacks and dividends?

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

Mcdonalds is really run by the hamburglar and Ronald is just a front with a charity house. Do your own research on my youtube channel about the Hussien / Grimace pipeline. #taketheburgersandrun

wait a second. this is three-fourths of an enchilada

Launch that Snoop/Brady anti-hate ad into the sun.