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I made this. Please clap. 😆

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“I’ve got an idea! Put ME in charge of looking for fraud!”

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Let’s be clear: the Dept. of Ed. provides resources to 26 million children living in high-poverty school districts; Pell Grants to over 7 million students; & funding for millions of children with disabilities. Closing its doors would be a disaster for working class families.

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Should the state force people to donate their organs? “No way. That comes down to personal beliefs.” Even if it would save a life? “Not even then.” And what about forcing people to give birth? Should the state do that? “Wellll…”

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Well said -

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This is exactly what a sociopath would believe.

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black student enrollment at the university of virginia barely cracks 7 percent and that is too much for glenn youngkin and his toadies www.baconsrebellion.com/uva-board-di...

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This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

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Putin’s lil bitch.

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snitch page for the DOE just launched. you know what to do.

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God- “wtf did you do with all the water?” Humans- “we used it to cool off machines so they could inaccurately respond to our questions”

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🎯

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The unraveling of Medicare has begun👇

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We all know he meant Golf of America

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you’re telling me this bird flew?

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The #marshapjohnson / #statueofliberty #mural in #seattlewa. To me, that David Lynch quote is less about being a threat and more about letting people know that if you continue on the path of ignoring your empathy, you'll only lead yourself to to a dead heart. Let people be who they choose to be #art

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European Parliament member 👇🏽

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In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...

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helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

submitted 25 days ago • 93 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

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A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state. HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."

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I spent over 200 hours writing a book on penguins and the publisher refused it! they said I have to write it on paper!

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www.bbc.com/travel/artic... did you know hundreds of black owned homes were burned to the ground to make room for the pentagon? So on-brand.

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Growing up did anyone else’s evangelical dad say “Jack Squat” instead of Jack Shit

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Today, 20 years ago on Valentine's Day, YouTube was born. Things that were not around when YouTube started: Vine Tiktok Instagram Reddit Snapchat Zoom The iPhone Bitcoin Whatsapp Uber Airbnb

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Leftists mad at liberals mad at leftists… meanwhile.

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When you’re a dipshit, everything looks like a nail. Is that how the saying goes?