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Girlscouts don’t want you to know this but you can dress up in a little dress and go door to door selling cookies too

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

Serial killers that are women are so fascinating because they just kill their rapists and everyone gets mad at them and for what

Joe Biden never tried to tax penguins to be fair

Kurt Vonnegut man

The markets are utterly detached from reality. These tariffs, particularly with China, will destroy the entire economy. Meanwhile the market is UP. Definitive proof that the market =/= the real economy

Citizens cannot, by legal definition, be "deported." What she's describing is kidnapping and forced imprisonment without cause. She and many, many others in this administration should face prison one day. bsky.app/profile/ones...

Many are already calling it #orangemonday

Okay i hit platinum in #leagueoflegends who want me?

Do I need to watch all of 2008 or can I just start watching stocks now?

One aspect where American politics are fundamentally broken is that no one understands that 1950s manufacturing prosperity was just “the only industrial power that wasn’t just bombed to oblivion” prosperity, which cannot return. Unless..

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

Kurt Vonnegut man

This was….five months ago

Scientists confirm swallowing toothpaste is actually good for you and you should do it more

hillary logging into bsky

You get a sack of cash but it’s pennies

GREECE FOUND OIL 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷

I literally could only stan Rachel Zegler harder if she came out. As a communist

I can’t wait to get an involuntary prostate exam by the privatized TSA

The existence of a minimum wage implies the existence of a maximum wage

The thing about Bernie is that he was always dogshit on a ton of issues, but he was good on labour & healthcare *and* willing to actually go up against the DNC every now and then. So he was a good compromise solution, a good alternative. He was never more than that though.

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

Me in the national security group chat

I thought the apocalypse would be way cooler this is horrible

The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it

Something special is happening, people. Ignore it or downplay it at your own peril…

There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla. It's working. There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences. They need to scare you back into civility and compliance. As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

BREAKING: Acting Social Security commissioner Leland Dudek says he is consulting with the Justice Department about shutting down the agency. Dudek told the Washington Post: “Unless I get clarification, I’ll just start to shut it down. I don’t have much of a choice here.”

*Me resisting the urge to talk about communism to someone i’ve just met* So… Do you like sharing?

if, ten years ago, your entire understanding of politics was that the right wing wanted to destroy everything because they were evil, you had a more accurate and more predictive analysis than functionally the entire American media and political apparatus

when the Soviet Union sent tanks into budapest in 1956 in response to the hungarian anti-communist uprisings, western socialists labeled those who supported the soviet union as "tankies"—the jfk papers just revealed that the uprising was staged by the cia

we are currently in a car speeding towards a wall at 80 miles an hour. every american election is better a candidate who wants to gleefully speed up to 100 and one who has a ten year, non-binding plan to commit to only speeding up to 90. and I'm supposed to take any of this seriously.

Liberals be like: have we tried not judging and just waiting? It worked for black rights (it didn’t and MLK Jr specifically talked about it)

He’s actually closing the department of education

Someone should make a poster that just has an ominous picture of Elon and "we could see their kids" quoting an ex-tesla employee. (This is true btw)

“That’s the spirit, ignore all of our shortcomings so we can continue to do it!”

People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.