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🎬 Movie buff | 🎸 Guitar strummer | 🎶 Music lover | 🐶 Proud owner of a Cavalier King Charles | 👨‍👧‍👦 Single dad to 2 amazing kids | 🌌 Star Wars nerd | Looking for someone to join my band of rebels and maybe even help me find the droids I'm looking for. 😉
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What am I to do with all my DEI chickens?
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You just tripled their productivity!
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The one thing they’re missing is appointing someone to be in charge. Maybe a secretary or, no wait…, a ”Drug Tzar”!
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I saved my family $1500/yr by taking up smoking and then quitting. Instant savings!
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Oh, so now my “Two Princes” iPod is an object of ridicule? I only need to charge it once a week!
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I’ve got 15k hours on this. I’m waiting for the Civ release that will usurp the throne.
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We learn about the Ottoman Empire in class today, and it no longer exists. In 2079, someone else will be studying us the same way.
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Not true. Dominic Greene in Quantum of Solace was more boring. He wanted to control Boliva and sell back water at double the price. Bechtel had already done that to Bolivia in the early 2000s. It was like they were daring us *not* to care. Elon is easily more evil than that.
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This is definitely a call for “The ends justify the means!” Luigi knew what his means were.
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Why do I get the feeling that there is a disaster of cables behind that setup in order to use that 15” display with an ADC connector?
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Other than getting a verb named after him for the process of intense scrutiny and personal attacks, sure.
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Using Linux is a lifestyle choice.
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Steve Jobs once said (I’m paraphrasing) “When you make something right there will be people who love it to death, and there will be people who absolutely hate it. If you make something that doesn’t provoke a divisive response, you’ve done it wrong.”
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They’ll label it “progress”.
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Mitch isn’t taking some principled stance. He’s voting ‘no’ on anyone who was ever affiliated with Democrats.
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Those first two are exactly what I was going to put. Civ 7 is my #3, and I’m hoping someday I can afford to purchase it.
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“YOU GET THAT ‘LIMBO’ OUT OF MY FACE!! I just don’t know how many times I can cry at the end of a game.”
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We should start a GoFundMe to help Denmark pay for it. We can convince the right that it is an opportunity to get rid of that “shit hole” San Francisco, and they can stop wasting our tax dollars every few years trying to recall Newsom.
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Why did he take a big slurp of his gin and tonic right at that moment? I’m sure the right will be all over this post claiming “It’s water! He’s sober!”, but we all know what’s going on.
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He will also start claiming that he barely knew him, and over time act like he never knew him. They will also believe that.
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These are excellent.
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I heard that if you put a sticker on it, it can suck less.
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“It’s time to find the *REAL* corruption!”
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“Build city called ‘Griffyndor’ “
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If we’re looking at creating the most anger value for least amount of work, they should rename it “Gulf of President Musk”. Then lets collectively lean back and see what happens.
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I think you may have something here. What if we created a national signup sheet, and just had KFC and McD’s delivered to the Oval Office (or wherever he’s playing golf) 30-40 times a day?
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“The democrats want to divide us with inclusion!”
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I don’t think we’re collectively cutting Elon some slack because he has a disability. A threat to democracy is a threat to democracy regardless of the package.
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Because shes a horrible, terrible person.
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74 minutes? You had a 740MB drive to hold all those AIFF files? We weren’t made of money!
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And ironically, when I search for Gulf of America:
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This is what it currently looks like in Google Maps on iOS
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Technically called “enshittification” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshitt...
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Yes, but are you “You need to convert those music files to an .AIFF and arrange the tracks by numbering the files correctly” years old?
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An entire episode of Breaking Bad was devoted to using a magnet to destroy evidence in a police locker. I thought “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if there had been an SSD in that laptop?”
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We never say “Stalin’s incompetence kill 30M Russians.” His policies did. Trump’s deliberate policies have already killed (released insurrectionists have killed people) and putting these criminally unqualified space fillers in charge will do the same.
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And now that pesky “Gulf of America” can properly be identified in Apple and Google maps, and Fort Bragg can be called Fort Bragg again. Crisis averted.
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Who is Rod Blagojevich, the criminal who was famously convicted for trying to sell Obama’s senate seat after he vacated it to be president?
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Bragging about *illegally* ending it.
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Mojo(joNotFromJerz)
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Bonus old nerd points if you know what a SASI cable is.
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Was it a SCSI 25-50 pin cable? a FW400? Micro USB? WHAT WAS IT!!?? Don’t leave me hanging.
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If I had done an art study this well, people would be saying I did an art “study”, day 1 and not an art study, “day 1”
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He’s sippin on gin and Jews? (laid back)
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I also cant respect people who protest voted for Jill Stein or stayed home.
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In Civ V last night between the hours of 12 and 1 am, I smashed Rome with a nuke, and as they sent in reinforcements i continued nuking each turn, until I could grab and hold it one turn. In retribution, Rome nuked me six times, and as I started savoring a military victory I got a cultural win. Sad.
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“Should I study for my midterm? Maybe just one game of Civ II.”…is how I usually found myself panicking at 4am.