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Dick from GRIPeq. Proud employee of GRIPeq, the world's premier disc golf bags. 🥏🎒 Combining design + innovation to deliver durability, flexibility + comfort.
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That joke kills at the local Olive Garden.
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Golderfinger?
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Some hard hitting questions...
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GRIPeq FTW!
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I got this for my girl for Christmas. Our cat Shelly was not impressed..
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I work for GRIPeq. Some of those are Pro Tour events where I'll be set up and others are events where I'll be a competitor. Some are both.
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When you work in disc golf, it becomes a little blurred which is which.
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Work.
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Kansas City X2 Des Moines X2 Peoria Minnesota Michigan X2 South Carolina
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I'm sure the dude thinks he's raging against his washing machine.
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Iceland!
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Shake Your Assets (File on Time) doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Todd Snider has a great song about it called The Ballad of the Kingsmen.
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Gronks old buddies are probably big mad now!
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I don't even like spaghetti... 2025 is already the worst.
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UHF
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Sick bag, bro. #gripeq
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It's a lifestyle, my guy. Hence, our lack of friends.
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Jokes on you! We don't have friends...
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Star Leopard, ESP Meteor, and a Pro Challenger.
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Cut out the middle man!
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She sounds smart!
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Grip Equipment bags all day long. I use a CX1, CS2, G2 and AX6 on a BagBoy cart for tournaments.
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Fine. Finding Fairways. I expect a free copy... 😂
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Then there was that one guy who found a bullet. Well, sorta. He was shot by a drugged up guy after he threw his first shot of the second round of an A Tier... Also what's my prize?
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We had a decapitated hooker, a field striped horse, a dildo, and a number of burnt cars. All at the same course, Cliff Drive (Kessler a Park).
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If it was fill in the blank trivia, you could call it Missing Links.
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Are you in Florida? I know we (GRIPeq) donated some old CS bags to 6 Libraries there to do just this.
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Interesting topics/conversation. If not interesting, it needs to be funny.
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Everyone is sus these days. 😂
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Around 2004, I had a player from out of town ask to crash at my apartment for a tournament weekend. I was all about helping a fellow disc golfer. The next day he felt the need to show me his white pride tattoo. I was like, "Bruh, I ain't one of you..." I don't let people stay with me anymore.
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So, like... Pew Pew Pew? I'll see myself out.
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"Coffee is a helluva drug" - Rick James, probably
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That meteor looks hideous, you should probably send it to me so I can dispose of it properly...
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Renegade's Trail ✅ Best Bag in the game ✅ Dog ✅ I would say above average dude.
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Aw, sad face.
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I'll I read was "I don't play in the snow" and I tuned the rest out. Get out and have fun!
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Say wah? #ArlothePotato
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Leaves it.
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In 2008 I was flying to Arizona for The Memorial disc golf tournament. TSA had to search my disc golf bag because they said there was metal in the rims. I was like I think I would get disqualified from the event if there were...
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Ultimate, Disc Golf, Freestyle, Guts, and Double Disc Court to name a few...