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thegreenbeans.bsky.social
Sports, apathy, fried foods, things of that nature
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We are Feucht

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Wu was on that T coming up. The shit you gotta be about to give, and take, on a Boston area bus prepares you for a level far above whatever type of creature a Paul Gosar is. Fool played around and gave her a career-defining moment, good going

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Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler

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He heard about fluffernutters

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"No Kings" is just a vocal warm-up. Anything less than the energy of workers marching with a FULLY FUNCTIONAL GUILLOTINE on Walt's birthday during the 1941 Disney Animator's Strike should be the bare minimum.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

I know the crime girlies sending all 3 holes in them letters.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Goodwill Hunting but they walk into the classroom and see the girl from Total Recall on the chalkboard with a fourth tit

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The morning's here and last night's snow's been rain for hours now, and it's about to rain all day. This snow is going away on it's own. By lunch. But yet, the snowblower man rises, once more unto the breach

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This angle of Jayson Tatum’s game winner of the Pelicans filmed by a fan courtside is beautiful

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Put KIDS on, get a blue Fruitopia and one of them bags of Doritos with the window on the front,.. I'll be back never

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We all know him, we all love him

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What I mean when I say I'm holding it together

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Cheering on the slightly torn aortic lining like it's a playoff game

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Me losing my cool when someone asks me for the millionth time what South Korea’s currency is bsky.app/profile/redd...

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

🎶 Simply having a shitload of Christmas wine 🎶

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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

submitted 79 days ago • 22 comments

Love to give girls I'm NOT fucking exactly $420.00

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

911 Platinum (available to premium subscribers only)

submitted 83 days ago • 24 comments

2 shitty teams missed a lot of shots, time to alter the fabric of the game

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

There should be a Cup Court that's the same across all of the arenas, would give it a uniform feel. The unique courts should be tied into the City jerseys, go full gimmick with it for a few games instead of spreading the tackiness too thin

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They're saying UNSenior

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Reads like the Huey Lewis scene from American Psycho

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It’s been a long December etc. etc.

submitted 93 days ago • 14 comments

And, if enough people follow suit, boom herd immunity

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Exiling shitbags>>>

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the government tells you not to put a fully frozen turkey into a deep frier bc they are afraid of a population energized by incredibly delicious bird meat

submitted 101 days ago • 16 comments

He's not a garbageman he's garbage, man

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting? me:

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Cinco de Mayonnaise

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