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I do lots of stupid things but I prioritize the bit above all else He/They
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Far Cry 5 being about shooting the fuck out of a far right Christian cult in Rural Montana but having the endings be either that he was correct or you're secretly still mind controlled by him is Earth's greatest botch. Nobody's ever fucked up that bad. Complete Butt-Fumble.

submitted 10 hours ago • 32 comments

Doing a tier list of Film Franchises and then playing PoE because new league exists and I will be a surfer guy twtitch.tv/thehaarpist

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know of any bottled/canned coffee that tastes similar to the Mocha Coffee Monster? Wanting to fully cut out coke and that's basically the last hold out for me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

just fondly remembering when the slate was revealed and the Politics Knowers were like "well obviously he won't get most of these people through"

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

submitted 3 days ago • 58 comments

gay people, repost if u agree

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again. I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either. A single dollar. One currency.

submitted 30 days ago • 23 comments

Alright, already durnk off margaritas and going to do a Balatro Jokers Tierlist. After that I might do Minecraft, might do PoE1 theory crafting, might even do Balatro? I have no idea twitch.tv/thehaarpist

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Its something worth being #transmemes

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Herostratus was a greek pariah who went down in history as immortal for forever being remembered for burning down a wonder of the world solely to never be forgotten. I think Herostratus could face competition if just one person wanted to be remembered forever as long as humans exist.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i am being 100% real when i say that if this is attractive to you you will have a better time closing your eyes and playing a game in your imagination. anyway remember sonic 4 and how much people hated it

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

help help i'm libbing out

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Remember, capitulating is OK as long as its the easy thing to do.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Well as long as they remain employed while people are being led to the camps, that's alright then!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"dont worry you guys I've been saving money by not paying the mortgage for a few months"

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments