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Woody Guthrie

Listen up.

This is how it’s done.

"listen up, you piece of shit" - seven clunky syllables - disrespectful - sets a weird tone "hark, shitpiece" - three sleek syllables - salutation-flavoured - calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.

How completely jealous am I of Brazil right now

Ten of the first twelve U.S. presidents were enslavers during their lifetimes. 1st. George Washington 3rd. Thomas Jefferson 4th. James Madison 5th. James Monroe 7th. Andrew Jackson 8th. Martin Van Buren 9th. William Henry Harrison 10th. John Tyler 11th. James K. Polk 12th. Zachary Taylor

Ratatouille but it's world war 1 and the rats are all incredibly skilled marksmen and the humans they ride as steeds are merely cannon fodder for sniper duels between them

The Metamorphosis but you wake up as Ru Paul

I was also the kid who rewrote passages and endings in my head! (psst i still do that) #BookSky

Pro-tip: When you can’t figure out the issue with the audio on your Roku TV, scream desperately “please help me” into the remote’s microphone. Works like a charm.

Meanwhile, we children’s writers are going to keep including gender diverse characters and rainbow families in our books, because they are just, you know, normal.

Just know that if I don't see posts uplifting Black voices on your page, I'm judging you. 👩🏻‍⚖️ You should be reading books by #Blackauthors year round but ESPECIALLY during #BlackHistoryMonth. Sharing lists and reposting #Blackbooksky creators' content is not hard. #blacksky 🖤🤎 go.bsky.app/E53tMV9

This is fascism.

The Eagles aren’t going to the White House again? The right team won the superbowl.

This is like a bank robber getting to fire the cops and disable the alarms just before he strolls into the bank lobby.

Go read a book.

I don't think I've ever seen a book I want to read less than this.

Spent most of today reading a book and honestly it’s probably the best day I’ve had in a while.

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

Hey Harrison Butker, why don’t you get your ass in the kitchen and make me something delicious and nutritious.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Happy Black History Month

the American flag made up of all Black Men✊🏾 #kendrick #superbowl

Gonna tell my grandkids this was #Severance S2E4

Re-upping this. We need experts in media literacy & stewards of the freedom to read now more than ever.

If you're one of the 40 million people with student loans, Elon Musk’s team may have gotten access to your Social Security number, income data, and personal information. I'm leading 18 senators in an investigation into DOGE’s actions at the Department of Education.

A federal court just blocked Elon Musk from interfering with the federal government’s payments system. There is power in fighting back. We won’t let up until this block is permanent.

From Danez Smith ✊🏽

The most common question I receive is how everyday citizens can help in the fight for democracy. My advice, take the first step, start with something small and see what works for you. Here are ten things all of us can do. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/10-t...

Happy BLACK History Month. I read Black books every month but I got two stacks for y'all. First stack is books by Black authors I loved and the second are the ones I’m getting to. #booksky

Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

When Congressman John Lewis was a child, he tried to get a library card. He was turned away & told “The Library is not for coloureds” 💔 He’s a civil rights icon, lover of books, recipient of the National Book Award for Young People’s Literature. “The Library IS for Everyone” 💚 #BlackHistoryMonth

Jordan Peele should make a horror film called, DEI

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Right, it's time to finally watch Alien Romulus. Ten minutes in and we've had Nostromo wreckage and a surprise pickup, colony life! Farmers, Miners, corporate wage/life theft! This is entirely my jam.

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

i don't know much but I feel a lot ✶

Catch me @thenotoriousktp

That’s it. I’m putting this chunky, intricate, existential book down. I’m picking the sweet, fast-paced popcorn book up. Now is not the time for eating literary vegetables. I want cake. #booksky

I'm looking for a man in finance (has egg money)