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therealmrtrees.edm.blue
Twitch streams, shitposts, and fishflops
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At this point in my life I’m just calling everybody “big shooter” or “skip”

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I am unfortunately one of those people that has foreseen the end of your sentence and is already ready to reply

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I may be feral tonight and alcohol isn’t even involved I’m just touch starved lol

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dropit ngl.link/realmrtrees1

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Trying to infiltrate the rebel base (consensually)

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A PGA game dropped in Apple Arcade im cooked

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Who wins in a fight, John Wick or Art the Clown

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It’s my weekend is someone gonna flirt with me or what

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Are you telling me it’s finally possible to literally drown in pussy????

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE about to be like “you gotta fire the citizens”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I want somebody I can quote Zoolander with

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

No roster, just a handful of extremely low effort flirtationships with people not near me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me anytime someone wants to talk shit on vasectomies

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve got brain scramblies today

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

When people tell you poly relationships don’t work, just start responding with “skill issue”

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Fuck yeah I do let’s stare at it and talk about other times we did a fire

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This filter is so cute I can’t handle it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

How beautiful would it be if he got the Mussolini treatment 😍

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t believe getter invented comedy with this

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Am I wrong for feeling weird about going to a show with people who have already stated they plan to get as drunk as they can? I like to cut myself off at some point, I don’t want to black out ever again honestly

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Can this weird 8-bit renaissance go away now? I get nostalgic for old gaming too but not that old

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Me // my “heavy rotation mix” (dumb name get it together, apple)

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I wanna smell this plate with my friends

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Illenium b2b Slander sounds like a crowd I want nothing to do with

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I am such a slut for a woman that’s already wronged me before

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

She can do whatever she wants I’ll take the L for her

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Gulf of Deez

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This and the sloptop

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about Wednesday night of Bass Canyon last year when I was hammered drunk and handing out joints in the crowd at the pivot. I think I was just looking for people that looked like good friends and telling them to enjoy it together and they’re wonderful

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I’d totally get into growing my hair out a little more if it weren’t for my terrible cowlick

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*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

Do you have your own festival traditions or things you must do every time? I always have to start off with a panicked selfie, if my roommate goes we take a pic where we’re not smiling to send his mom, and I must bring my portrait of Gordo to protect camp

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments