*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service* - ThreadSky

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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social • 92 days ago

*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*

My Mom: “He looked so good (the corpse)”

Wiki water

“What are you doing after that winning eulogy?”

“I’m going to Disney!!”

Good job buddy! Paw paw look just like he was sleep😆😆

Your brilliance enrages me.

gatoraid cooler

The aroma of formaldehyde makes the team dinner at the local pizza place way better

If you've ever smelled formaldehyde, that's a smell you never, ever, ever forget! 🤢

This…THIS is the content I came here for!

#morticiansky

Killed it!

you should create a viewing balcony in your head so we can watch these masterful thoughts transpire into words

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