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There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name

Skinner and Chalmers at the oven Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun! Picard: Your words are mysterious to me The Borealis! Uncovered! Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

He’s honestly sillier than when Gotham elected the Penguin in the Tim Burton Batman movies

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

I personally think AI gen stuff is ugly and super bad for the environment and I don’t think it’s fun!! Sorry!!!

i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

so much of trump's weirdness can be chalked up to the mercator projection and man I wish someone would just swap out his maps already

Most Canadians believe that their country should remain an independent, sovereign nation. But at this Claresholm Tim Hortons, they aren't so sure.

the audience for this meme is like me +1 person, but I don't care, I'm sharing it anyway

Groimes it siz I down’t owe innything

You need to talk to the people in your life about what LLMs can and cannot do.

he looks like every character from Roseanne all at the same time

the vice president of the united states is a groyper who spends his online time following nazis and esoteric reactionary influencers is true and yet the press seems completely disinterested in it

hey no big if not but do u know what the third book is called

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Why does 25% AfD among young men spark a thousand "what is going on with young men?" posts yet Die Linke 34% among young women generates...nothing at all? Yes, young men voting for the radical right is an important phenomenon. But so is young women going rad left *at even higher rates*.

There is nothing in the Constitution that forbids drug use by shadow presidents, so the Democrats would have no Constitutional basis for impeaching Elon Musk. by Jonathan Turley

When I try to explain the ska band to my family

The idea of Evil Steve Brule is more fun in the abstract than it is in reality.

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Might happen. Thing is, they're going to cut stuff like "mapping changes in strategic coastlines due to climate change" and "surveillance of Russian nuclear weapons" and spend the money on "MarsX Big Ballz 1488 AI Compute Time."

Snoop Dogg will do literally anything for money. The guy used to sell drugs!

I feel like this is an important moment to clarify that Canadians hate Drake more than any of you, so if anything this helps Canada-U.S. relations right now