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submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

Summer is the most loaded season. Nobody ever says “I hope we have a nice winter,” or “Can’t wait for the autumn!” And it’s on the back foot pretty much straightaway, as the nights grow longer a mere three weeks in. And then Misery and Pain will be our only companions.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

podcast ads

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:

submitted 5 days ago • 86 comments

the podcast with only 1 question

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Astérix et Ozempix

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Margaret Thatcher. RT if you still do too.

submitted 6 days ago • 50 comments

It’s almost summer, and I, for one, hope it rains every day. It’s the only way to keep the rioters and arsonists indoors.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever this kid is, he should immediately be put in charge of everything.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

1999 - 2025

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“My name is…unimportant.”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#ShakespeareGames

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

submitted 8 days ago • 61 comments

In 2018 the investor Glenn Luk estimated that the output of US-built iPhones would be so constrained by supply chain, lack of both skilled and labour, manufacturing capacity and raw materials that a single iPhone would cost $30,000.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

My dentist told me that my lower left wisdom tooth was the biggest she’d ever seen. Do you think she was…flirting with me?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out Jim Ratcliffe is as good at owning football clubs as he was at understading Brexit.

submitted 10 days ago • 154 comments

Shroomed-up Zoe Kravitz in the Studio finale is one of the funniest things I’ve seen this year

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

FFrrrrrrrricative!

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

@victordevine.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

for @prospectmagazine.co.uk

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

The U.K. fishing industry - weaponised & then betrayed & then abandoned, by Johnson, Farage & the rest of them - is better off under Starmer’s deal than it was under Johnson’s. That’s not an opinion. It’s counting. Anyone claiming otherwise is a liar.

submitted 14 days ago • 98 comments

Spent too much time on this

submitted 15 days ago • 212 comments

Boycotting Eurovision this year due to the popwashing of genocide. Just so you know, not that anyone asked, etc.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

I say it every year, and every year it's true, and it's true again this year. 26 finalists in Eurovision, 25 of them white. Diverse, my ass.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Old friends, knobends.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Here is Vessel, surfing.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I hardly ever use the notes app on my phone but had cause to do so tonight, and found this, which I have no recollection of writing but wholeheartedly stand by

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

I’m glad everyone likes Andor. I watched the first season, and am half way through the second. Fantastic production values and acting. But it’s also the most boring show I’ve ever seen, and I won’t be watching another episode.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments