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If Bad Omens intend to release an album this year, it will have to go some to beat Sleep Token. Here is Vessel, surfing.

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I’ll admit I was initially sceptical about Craig Bellamy. Couldn’t shake the image of the golf club wielding psycho. But I’ve done a full 180. He’s objectively been brilliant (9 unbeaten, stats don’t lie) but I also love how he talks in interviews. Utterly refuses to accept we’re little old Wales.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Why does the guy from Sparks look like a YouTube thumbnail called ‘Mr Beast just said WHAT?!’

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

think Kanye trying to intervene and being all noooooo my favourite boys are fighting </3 may genuinely be the best possible twat cherry on the cunt cake

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

summer movie preview www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

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Sources reporting that Zelensky has called Trump and offered to mediate a peaceful resolution between Musk and himself.

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New Substack: Why we don’t know very much about Britain’s nuclear deterrent, and why it suits everyone to keep it that way. open.substack.com/pub/rostaylo...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If I was a magistrate, my catchphrase would be, “I’ll be the judge of that!” How we’d laugh as I administered the death sentence.

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Speeding up to pass a fellow pedestrian and keeping up the ludicrous pace for at least three miles.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Those people who tell you not to check the news headlines before going to sleep. They’re not kidding.

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Summer is the most loaded season. Nobody ever says “I hope we have a nice winter,” or “Can’t wait for the autumn!” And it’s on the back foot pretty much straightaway, as the nights grow longer a mere three weeks in. And then Misery and Pain will be our only companions.

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podcast ads

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Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:

submitted 10 days ago • 85 comments

the podcast with only 1 question

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Astérix et Ozempix

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

Margaret Thatcher. RT if you still do too.

submitted 11 days ago • 51 comments

It’s almost summer, and I, for one, hope it rains every day. It’s the only way to keep the rioters and arsonists indoors.

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Whoever this kid is, he should immediately be put in charge of everything.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

1999 - 2025

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“My name is…unimportant.”

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#ShakespeareGames

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

submitted 14 days ago • 62 comments

In 2018 the investor Glenn Luk estimated that the output of US-built iPhones would be so constrained by supply chain, lack of both skilled and labour, manufacturing capacity and raw materials that a single iPhone would cost $30,000.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

My dentist told me that my lower left wisdom tooth was the biggest she’d ever seen. Do you think she was…flirting with me?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out Jim Ratcliffe is as good at owning football clubs as he was at understading Brexit.

submitted 16 days ago • 154 comments

Shroomed-up Zoe Kravitz in the Studio finale is one of the funniest things I’ve seen this year

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

FFrrrrrrrricative!

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments