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billie not winning a single time has me so so so disappointed. this year had some of the craziest noms but GOD she should've at least won best pop song imo.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

In Super Mario 3D World, whenever the player characters are wearing blocks on their heads, their upper bodies are deformed underneath so they can fit inside without any parts poking out. By moving the camera inside the block, the extent of the deformation can be seen.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

From the Twitter archives.

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Go and take an brake, i wil stande guard fore an while

fully uninstalled twitter, hate that so many cool artists are staying on that platform, but hello again 🦋

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

for those who dont know whats happening on twitter, parx is tweeting every album 1 day at a time. we are now at DOUBLE DARE. i think we may or may not might be getting cluster 2024. or something along those lines!

Emo collages from class>:)

just remembered my parx themed grad cap, she was so cutie

Bluesky has passed 21M users.

you wouldn't water a park

Tbh people should blame the parents who don't teach their children on sex education because that they would have a better understanding that their actions have consequences and it comes with responsibility

Love me a good 7 minute song that doesn’t feel like 7 minutes

who up blueing they sky

awsten should make another fake leak album, that'd be pretty neat

"Omg my fave just interacted with me he was so nice and-" Me & My fave:

🌈 “Worn like a mood ring past my neck” 🌈 • [ #waterparks | @awsten.bsky.social ]

someone should make an "awsten tweets" account so we never have to look on twitter again

why does geoff look like that 😭

Does any #waterparks fan happen to know any information on a song potentially called "Always Go To Bed Angry" by any chance? It was a name listed on Grooveshark a while back before the site shut down. Given the other listed songs, it's likely it's a track from the band's EP years.

stolen from @cryingbathroom.bsky.social

LOVE ART, IT’S GOOD

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