thewebmachine.bsky.social
I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me...
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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My mom parented in the "do as I say, not as I do" style. Once I was old enough to understand it, I'd often respond to her, "Lead by example, mother." Arguably, I was smarter than the average kid. My sister, on the other hand, followed directly in my mother's footsteps...and is in jail now.
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Or like in Texas, where people commonly fly the Texas flag at a higher mast than the American flag. Texas has always had one foot out the door. They're like that friend that constantly says they're "leaving Facebook," only to turn around the next week and ask for Federal Aid...
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Wasn't this the title of a shitty Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Oh wait, real Pirates coined it first:
"Dead men tell no tales."
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Imaging being paid commission to violate the constitutional rights of others... #FacistDreamJob
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I guarantee, if Kitty even heard the slightest creak from that faucet handle, it'd be up and out of there in a heartbeat. 🤣
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They want to wear masks for and with impunity, but will question us citizens for wearing one just the same. Toss it on the pile with the rest of the fascist red flags...
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Meanwhile, YT's N.TX HD CDN has been trashed for nearly 2 weeks. N.TX YT Premium users can't stream above 1080P unless we VPN to another region! YT Support couldn't do more than "reinstall the YT app"...ya know, like you do on Chrome on a PC! 🤬🖕 I'm *THIS* close to canceling Premium entirely...
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Though, if we're being totally honest, America has always been the country of, "I know what you are, but what am I!?"
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Historically, Republicans have always raised the debt astronomically, while Democrats have typically lowered it. It's proven the ultimate gaslighting by the Repubes for the last 40+ years...and half the people in this country suck up the bullshit right from the conservative assholes spewing it.
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"It" has probably had as much work done as her face. 🤢
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Sorry, access to clean water was part of the DOGE cuts. Guess, y'all drinking TAP from now on, Judge Jack&Coke! 🖕
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Those "bones" don't fossilize well, no matter what *any* man tells you... 🤣
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Watch out. The Republicans will try to spin this by saying, "How could anyone be so compassionate about *someone else* with cancer unless they themselves had cancer at the time!? No human is *that* compassionate naturally!"
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Nothing to see here, folks. RFK Jr. isn't a medical doctor, either, and they haven't seemed to notice. 🤷♂️
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When Cabbage Patch Vance gets lip cancer someday from kissing all that bronzer, we'll remember this...
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For those confused: Chicken "sexing" is determining the male/female sex of baby chicks to separate them for their roles: laying eggs...or an expedient death.
It is NOT a reference to the men having sex with chickens! 🤦♂️🤣
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Let's not police a woman's language as if she were a child.
If any woman wants to call a man a "bitch," she has my vote. It's not internalizing; it's returning to sender. It's no different than me calling a straight man a "faggot." I'm not internalizing; I'm merely stabbing a prick in the balls.
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More context: It is believed that several U.S. dominant lifestyle choices, like obsession with high-caffeine-containing products, is causing a marked increase in prostate stones in men, which is a precancerous condition. P. stones are like kidney stones you can never "pass." No cure, no treatments.
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Some experts have also started recommending prostate examinations starting for men in their 30s in the US. They've seen an uptick in prostate cancer diagnoses in men under 50 due to excessive caffeine comsumption, which increases the risk of precancerous conditions like prostate stones.
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Can't you just spawn 28 more lemmings? 🤪🤣
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I'm just gonna leave this here for some context on that "sympathy"...
www.quiverquant.com/congress-liv...
Note: This does NOT include assets held separately under their spouses' names or otherwise undisclosed assets or trades.
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I've been saying this for years...the Confederacy wasn't defeated; it merely retreated, regrouped, and planned a 160 year coup. The first steps of which were laid out during the Reconstruction Era. By 1948, the Confederate flag was flying again proudly in the south during the Presidential election.
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Let it be written, when MTG is eventually worm food we’ll all say she died from autoerotic asphyxiation while watching A Serbian Film.
What goes around comes around.
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I hate GIMP too! Give Krita a try! It used to be quite crappy, but the latest major version is pretty awesome. Very Photoshop-esque and less of a learning curve.