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thewebmachine.bsky.social
I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me... ...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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By the way a military parade when we’re not celebrating a war victory is something a dude who never served would do.

submitted 2 days ago • 1025 comments

News of this HATE CRIME has not gotten the attention it deserves, despite involving a well-known Actor. Let's not let this fall to the wayside... www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.

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submitted 10 days ago • 339 comments

Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.

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submitted 13 days ago • 100 comments

#ISupportTexasTribune

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Putin just shit in #OrangeJuliusCaesar 's KFC bucket and the cuck is incapable of doing a damn thing about it. Greatest 👏 President 👏 Ever 👏

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.

submitted 15 days ago • 130 comments

Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

submitted 16 days ago • 1364 comments

Judge James Ho continues to be a whiny little bitch Here he is having a hissy fit because SCOTUS reversed him and wouldn't let Trump do renditions without process. NO FAIR! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

I mean, we've all had that moment in life when the AI turns around and calls us out on our bullshit, right!? #Grok

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Silly simple human. If they *could* put tracking chips or "5G" in a vaccine, wouldn't they have just put it in your beer and boner pills, instead? 😉

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

TIL: The AARP *paywalls* articles that a basic google search could answer! Talk about extorting senior citizens on a topic they know little about. How fucking gross is that shit!? 🤢 (As someone in the Tech field, I was curious to see how helpful the article truly is.)

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I've already given you my thoughts and you didn't listen; you hardly deserve my prayers now...

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The difference between Christianity and Christian Nationalism is a Pope who advocated for our most marginalized and a woman who considers him evil for doing so.

submitted 48 days ago • 996 comments

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submitted 51 days ago • 397 comments

I finally found my tweet from the last time this ridiculous bullshit popped up.🤣

submitted 50 days ago • 817 comments

Geography lesson at today’s Pro-Due-Process rally.

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submitted 52 days ago • 747 comments

In today’s atmosphere, it’s obvious why a book warning of totalitarian censorship would be in the American Library Association’s list of most commonly challenged books

submitted 52 days ago • 443 comments

Whoever did this—buy them a drink. ☠️🤣

submitted 56 days ago • 890 comments

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

submitted 55 days ago • 526 comments

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

submitted 55 days ago • 68 comments