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I'm the friend you have to warn your other friends about before they meet me... ...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work. You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules. Get your lies straight.

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When they think no one is looking. *Cops damaging their own cars?

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Thou shalt not force good horses to trample peaceful protesters and pretend thou art the good guys.

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Really don’t feel like paying estimated taxes. Most of the things I felt good about my taxes supporting are gone or going.

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📚 #ReadingLife Good Morning #Booksky and #bookloverseverywhere

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Healthcare for seniors is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. Food for hungry kids is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. A $45 military parade for a draft dodging felon *is* waste, fraud, and abuse. Paying the National Guard to attack US citizens *is* waste, fraud, and abuse.

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By the way a military parade when we’re not celebrating a war victory is something a dude who never served would do.

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News of this HATE CRIME has not gotten the attention it deserves, despite involving a well-known Actor. Let's not let this fall to the wayside... www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.

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Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.

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#ISupportTexasTribune

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Putin just shit in #OrangeJuliusCaesar 's KFC bucket and the cuck is incapable of doing a damn thing about it. Greatest 👏 President 👏 Ever 👏

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As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.

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Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

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Judge James Ho continues to be a whiny little bitch Here he is having a hissy fit because SCOTUS reversed him and wouldn't let Trump do renditions without process. NO FAIR! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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I mean, we've all had that moment in life when the AI turns around and calls us out on our bullshit, right!? #Grok

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Silly simple human. If they *could* put tracking chips or "5G" in a vaccine, wouldn't they have just put it in your beer and boner pills, instead? 😉

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TIL: The AARP *paywalls* articles that a basic google search could answer! Talk about extorting senior citizens on a topic they know little about. How fucking gross is that shit!? 🤢 (As someone in the Tech field, I was curious to see how helpful the article truly is.)

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I've already given you my thoughts and you didn't listen; you hardly deserve my prayers now...

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