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“If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

submitted 4 days ago • 286 comments

PHONY as the day is long! HYPOCRITES!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

submitted 5 days ago • 180 comments

💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!

submitted 20 days ago • 754 comments

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

submitted 7 days ago • 156 comments

Funniest things yet to emerge about Elon's youth incel corp. Seriously. Of COURSE all those ancient government finance systems run on COBOL - lots of legacy finance systems are still running on it, government or not. Better hire back some of those old programmers you just fired, you dumb fucks. 🤣🤣

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

In addition to being civic degenerates these people are in every case infantile, sloppy and incompetent. Grand flourishes of performative cruelty followed by entitled pleas of "I don't know how to do this. Can you help?"

submitted 7 days ago • 103 comments

Hilarious NYT headline: REPUBLICANS LOVE TRUMP’S SPENDING CUTS. JUST NOT IN THEIR STATES.

submitted 7 days ago • 582 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 7 days ago • 1909 comments

People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

submitted 8 days ago • 1006 comments

If a “Democrat” like Dean Phillips says anything remotely like ‘actually Elon is on to something’ at this point just turn them off. It’s been 3 weeks. If you’re too fucking stupid to see this isn’t about saving money, fighting corruption, or preventing fraud then you are clearly compromised.

submitted 9 days ago • 191 comments

We all do little man. We all do. Now wipe that booger on him.

submitted 9 days ago • 197 comments

Good morning

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

This is arguably the best time to have, and to show, empathy. Don’t let Mango Mussolini and Fee-Lon wear you down. #FDT

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

She speaks truth.

submitted 13 days ago • 1236 comments

This administration cares more about billionaires than working people. The CFPB has done crucial work to protect Americans from fraud, end junk fees, and combat another subprime mortgage crisis. We will never stop fighting to protect consumers. www.cnn.com/2025/02/09/b...

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.

submitted 13 days ago • 334 comments

And Jesus said: “Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God". Matthew 19:24

submitted 13 days ago • 535 comments

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

submitted 14 days ago • 187 comments

My phone is almost dying and I think…maybe….I should let it? @stephenking.bsky.social , what’s your take?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments