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it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

submitted 21 hours ago • 19 comments

“You should tell the president thank you” is akin to a regional pastor telling a rookie staff to thank the church planting pastor for their courage and leadership in spite of the carnage and abuse the latter dishes out to everyone who crosses their path.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

American Christianity has marshaled its vast electoral muscle behind Trump in hopes of historic access to the White House and so far this coveted leverage has resulted in an Iranian Christian being deported to her imprisonment and possible death and two sex traffickers being freed and imported here.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Gonna start flying a Canadian flag outside.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

HHS is basically now ran by Dr. Leo Spaceman and I’ll argue this all day.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

House of Cards is such a lighthearted family friendly comedy, in comparison.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Legit just had to read the score notification three times after watching the first half of UGA-A&M and not the second.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally

submitted 22 days ago • 36 comments

Summer between my sophomore and junior year of high school, my dad had me work with this guy doing landscaping and sprinkler system installations. Driving home after the second day, I stopped at the convenience store. Pizza Inn (yes, inside the store) was hiring. Baked pizzas for two summers.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t forget to play LearnedLeague today.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Your sack WILL count

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing will get me to unfriend you on Facebook quite like saying that halftime show “is what illegal immigration in Texas looks like.” 👋✌️

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Whew. We’ve never been more united.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

How many hand grenades did Mahomes drink?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like the scorebug’s funding got cut in the middle of its development.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit. The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.

submitted 27 days ago • 399 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

If only the minority leader of the world’s greatest legislative body had the knowledge that they are the minority leader of the world’s greatest legislative body.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

So Trump hurt America's relationship with Canada and made markets wobble all to "get" Canada to do things Canada had announced back in December in coordination with the Biden administration, do I have that right?

submitted 30 days ago • 390 comments

Last night: “You’ve got church in the morning.” “ … No.” “Why?” “I know how most of those people think about what’s going on, and it makes me sick. Hypocrites.” “ … OK.” (she’s about to turn 91 and she remembers her Japanese-American classmates vanishing)

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

This country is analogous to the worst group project you were ever assigned in school. Now we all fail, cause two didn't even study (but swore they knew best), one didn't do shit, and the remaining two were unable to fix everything the other three screwed up by the day you had to present.

submitted 32 days ago • 17 comments

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

submitted 31 days ago • 1123 comments

I'm sorry I ever doubted you George Lucas for thinking trade taxation would lead to an evil empire.

submitted 32 days ago • 53 comments

The current American moment summed up in one photograph.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Think about this and how Fox and the GOP would politicize an Army helicopter crashing into a commercial airplane days after a Black woman president tried to gut air safety & installed the least qualified man ever as Defense Secretary. THAT is the degree to which Dems should politicize this crash.

submitted 34 days ago • 37 comments

If nothing is sacred, I want an Executive Order concerning today’s Connections puzzle.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Eff. Go Eagles.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

We deserve nothing less.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I’m still thinking about this

submitted 38 days ago • 111 comments

Is it, the matchup America has been longing for, Jim?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I, for one, am stunned the refs didn’t threaten tariffs first.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I really should have put my life savings on the Eagles after my aunt posted “Go (insert Washington’s previous mascot here)!” earlier today.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

FRANKIE LUVU

submitted 38 days ago • 27 comments

Furious we didn't get to see the Washington Football Team penalized with an entire touchdown for Shenanigous Tomfoolery

submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

Here comes $20/lb coffee 😭

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I got a whole stack of sermons from about 2007-2017 that need to be condemned.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Lloyd Austin was confirmed 93–2. Mark Esper was confirmed 90–8. James Mattis was confirmed 98–1. Ashton Carter was confirmed 93–5. Leon Panetta was confirmed 100–0. Robert Gates was confirmed 95–2. Pete Hegseth will likely be confirmed at 50-50. Most unqualified nominee in American history.

submitted 40 days ago • 148 comments