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New York Times, Jan. 26, 1935.

starting a commune of people who know the difference between riffing on a joke and shitting on a joke

can I just shock you? I prefer a midweek roast

I wish they could come up with a name for when leaders get together. Seems too important to be be saying a European leaders summat.

"Siobhan leaves, Heidi joins. Still Sugababes. Mutya leaves, Amelle joins. Still Sugababes. Keisha leaves, Jade joins. Still Sugababes. And then, Siobhan, Mutya and Keisha get back together. Also Sugababes. So now, there are two Sugababes!"

it obviously pisses me off that people don't care if politicians are sex criminals in general, but even if you think "well why should i care about their personal life if i agree with them on the issues", a person who sexually harasses people is definitionally a person who will abuse their power

Fuck it. Why not? Weā€™ve got a clear schedule right now.

this ā€˜jurassic parkā€™ story šŸ˜­

it makes me viscerally uncomfortable to hear people refer to themselves as ā€œcontent creatorsā€

sorry what

BREAKING: Chancellor Rachel Reeves has signed a Ā£2.26 billion loan agreement with Ukraine to strengthen its defence capabilities, to be repaid using profits from frozen Russian assets šŸ‘

huh. an inexplicable feeling of unease just crept over me

Three hardest things for a man to say: 1: I need help 2: I was wrong 3: Worcestershire Sauce

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Jeez, guys. This is bad. We should arrange some sort of Union of Europeans, or something.

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

Hear me out: itā€™s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee musk [enters wearing jorts]: Iā€™m late because my dick implant was leaking

it doesnā€™t say that, it says ā€œSir Keir Starmer chose not to immediately issue a responseā€, which I would imagine they are drafting? but that doesnā€™t get rage bait engagement does it

These people are insane. They think not escalating the rhetoric, but escalating the ACTUAL support we give to Ukraine is "appeasement". They genuinely think that the responsible way to run a country is by social media 'mic drops'. I am just baffled at how we got to this level of discourse.

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that large boy vance whining ā€œyou havenā€™t said thankyou once since youā€™ve been hereā€ sounds like an angry 11 year old shouting at his mumā€™s new boyfriend. give him a fizzy drink and let him punch a hole in the wall

ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

they have woefully underestimated how popular zelenskyy is

Zelenskyy went into that nest of vipers and roasted them all. Good. They all exposed themselves, they demeaned themselves in a way that was undeniable. Perfect.

at four oā€™clock Iā€™ll have fish and a rice cake

"Crows can use tools, they're actually really intelligent!" BEAVERS DO CIVIL ENGINEERING.

honestly donā€™t get naked attraction and never will. you havenā€™t met the love of your life, obviously, and now everyone youā€™ve ever met has seen a close up of your clitoris on national tv

beavers are one of my favourite animals. just seeing a river and thinking ā€œabsolutely the fuck notā€

read a lot of posts calling this unprecedented and Iā€™m sorry but if thereā€™s one thing thatā€™s very precedented itā€™s nazis destroying a democracy

Hey, quick question, does anybody know what the fuck?

the Mickā€™s Gonna Be On The Telly episode of gavin and stacey is one of my favourites

Elderly mother on phone, aghast at doctorā€™s wording re: her bowel movements. Her: Do you know what he said? Me: No. Her: He said ā€œIā€™m afraid Iā€™m going to have to ask you about your yieldā€. YOUR YIELD