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How can places like this exist and people want to argue about gender and skin color and cause murder?

I'm in pain again Endo? Disease? Period? Male doctor knows not. - a haiku

We have somewhere between 6-10 geckos that live on our patio and come out at night, one lost his tail so I nicknamed him tailless. Hadn't seen him for about a week and assumed the worst. Turns out he was just waiting to debut his new tail!

TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM IN SEPTEMBER AND THEY JUST ENDED THEIR TOUR AND TEASED FANS ABOUT HIATUS AND I AM SCREAMING. Okay that is all carry on. #Tøp #twentyonepilots #tylerjoseph #joshdunn #clancy #breach

I am so beyond burnt out. This upcoming vacation cannot come fast enough. And of course my comfort band has decided to close their tour with absolute anxiety inducing lore change and implications. TøP. Iykyk. #tøp #twentyonepilots #clancy

The biggest con as an adult is the fact you have to feed yourself multiple times a day. Why can't my food just... show up? Be there, so I don't have to think about it?

Taking bets on how long it takes for the dog to notice and start barking. He's a little old man so it's hard to say.

Ah yes. 7am roofers on my roof on the week my body decided it needs to stay up extra late and wake up extra early to make me extra grumbly and blah all week. I'm in the bathroom and I can hear them through the fan vent and its.... unsettling.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again! #crochet #amigurumi #microcrochet

Good morning. ☕

Was playing Oblivion Remastered.

Best excerpt from an Incident Response ticket is read today: "...user located device on <date>, user was unaware device had been left in pants pocket." Gave me a good chuckle.

Having a manager that meets with you after you have your first ever presentation on a project you've been working on, to tell you what a wonderful job you did and give you accolades is honestly amazing. I feel like a fraud most days and undervalue my own work. It is so affirming.

If I ever interviewed for a company and received an AI bot instead of a real person, I will immediately end the interview and email the company about the disrespect I have been shown, and I will publicly name drop that company. Absolutely disgusting behavior.

Random thought of the day: I see a lot of posts discussing the use of ChatGPT to skirt reading things or writing reports/summaries/etc and how that is going to affect general knowledge. While I agree in some aspect, I don't fully. Students and the general populous have always sought ways 1/3

We never catch him in the act but the proof is there. We were questioning our sanity on which pet it was until juuuuust recently when I was napping after the sun went down and the dog didn't know I was in here and came in to piss. Never seen the little dude jump so high.

Your moment of wild beauty ❤️

Why is my hair doing some of the most gorgeous shit it's ever done without my intervention and RIGHT AS IM GOING TO BED

Just started the Epilogue so I'm not done but I was and am still not prepared for what happens after The Paintress!!! That's all I will say, and no emojis for any potential spoilers. But iykyk.. #clairobscur #expedition33 #coe3

Straight men are like Masculinity is in CRISIS and then don't wash their buttholes. Like dudes, You Are the crisis

This is what I like to call humidititties.

'We aren't the empire' *Re-opens Alcatraz*

Current mood

[every night at 2:00am] BRAIN: big-time zoomies BODY: stay in my roomies STOMACH: all-out consumies ANXIETY: impending doomies

I used my free will today and bought some movie theater popcorn. I did not stay to see a movie.

cloud.google.com/blog/topics/... Wonderful analysis if the numbers with some deeper analysis into select zero days #cybersecurity #zerodayexploit #0day #google #intelligence

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, HP or LOTR)

I need to make dinner. Again. Every night. Dinner. Who came up with that?

Nothing like my company making my job impossible. Hey go get Intel and hunt for this to help detection engineering make rules for it BUT we refuse to give you access to grab file samples internally to even determine if we are seeing xyz internally.

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

One of the weirder things I've ever posted but how in the fuck did I manage to piss off one taste bud this much??