titivilis.bsky.social
Free Palestine or fuck off.
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Pronounce it "Yeets." Everybody loves that.
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You see, I'm what you might call a "mind collector." When I read any tweet, I'm not reading it as myself. Rather, using sophisticated psychological techniques, I inhabit the mind of the tweeter, and for all intents and purposes become them. Which means any tweet I read is really my tweet.
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I have never suffered the urge to deploy parsley in any recipe that calls for it in any circumstance. It does nothing. Get some real herbs.
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Distant cousin of the Oxford Chameleon.
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Fuck off, simp.
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Hell yeah, brother.
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The map isn't the territory, it's fine.
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Trump shilling Trump coins from the Oval Office, getting deep into the alternate timeline where America is taken over by time traveling Ferengi.
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The most magnificent wall-less structure is the woman reading this.
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*whispers* the leprechaun is real
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Can always try to do them manually.
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I just scroll good, no fuss no muss.
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Just put a free sign on it, somebody will take it.
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Wool gloom. Yarn blues. Mohair despair.
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The foot training alone.
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Time to pull out the really expensive bible, this exorcism is going to take awhile.
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*slamming my crowbar fecklessly against the herkimer battle jitney's impenetrable steel armor*
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Damn, that's one of the finest nonlethal combat vehicles ever made.
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When 40,000 year old ghosts catch your sorry ass.
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I do this but with robots instead. Horse robots are technically permitted.
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It's different when the blood for the sausage comes from the honored war dead.
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When you think about it, the whole problem is how the insides of the towers became the outsides.
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I did steal your milk though.
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Why don't you hold those people responsible for things? They're the ones that were in power, making all the decisions that led us to this place. Nobody made Kamala Harris listen to Tony West.
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Need this.
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Alright, but only because you asked.
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Recommended alongside such luminaries as The Wire and Billie Eilish.
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Turns out they're right every fucking time, actually.
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The reaction is split between people who know they're supposed to be mad about a 40 year old fucking a teenager and people who had the misfortune of reading an article by someone who appears to have just gotten into creative writing yesterday.
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I sort of get the snobs who oppose the graphical interface categorically, but if you're going to use one, might as well get some bendy ass windows. Sparkles and shit. A lot of cool customization options these days.
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This is what I say instead of telling people they have a tiny dick.
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In the dark the rabbits around here look like they shoot around on little blurry beams of light.
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It's all dumb because rl politics cannot be modeled on a single axis.
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Beef would have made more sense. You fucked it up. You picked the wrong cube.
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logged
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BORING
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I just kind of assume mass market truffle oil products are bullshit, don't actually want to have to pull the trigger on a sale to find out.
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Did you try any hot sauces with truffle oil in them?
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Exactly. He has to reject his own mythology to acknowledge the thing, just not a thing you see too many people doing anymore.
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They should make this guy in charge of tall people:
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Pikachu is weak against ground moves, but basically all cake baking reduces to a fluid, continuous ground move.
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*scrolling through their timeline* That looks fine. Oh, a little chuckle for me on that one, ha ha! That's... okay that one was, odd... Wait, WTF did you just say?
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My favorite is how on a long enough timeline in zero g you just go blind.
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Shatner having that revelation is so incredible, a lesser man in his situation never would have had the stones for it.
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Whatever it fucking takes at this point.
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true
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There's a trick to it. No, I will not tell you what it is.
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That's my suicide trowel. Because of how it's pointed back at me like that.
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The opening goes hard af.