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Music producer, DJ. Perfect Records & Broken Records owner.
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When people post pictures of themselves asking chatgpt questions instead of links or sources or anything, thats really when I start to suspect hmmm maybe I am having a stroke maybe I am experiencing a stroke related hallucination

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

Can you imagine that Twitter was once a place where millions of famous artists and musicians and athletes (and unfortunately journalists and politicians) and so on would just log onto for free and post every day all day off the dome the thoughts and details of their every day lives?

An artist.

[I'm reminded of something really good or awful that happened] Oh man I remember exactly where I was at the time. Posting on this very computer.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

the nerds beat the jocks in the culture war but their whole thing depends on being perpetually aggrieved so they’ve decided to open up a new front against the arty weirdos

Every time I hear the Night Rider theme, I think of them, in the studio, in the ‘80’s, doing coke and saying “this should be a little faster” seven or eight times.

2030: Disney has acquired Cum Town for a billion dollars. Stavros is playable in Smash and married to Sydney Sweeney. Tween sensation Adam Friedland battles the tabloids. Nick Mullen goes missing trying to sail around the world

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up. pagliacci: but doc, doctor: wiggles pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought- doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed

it kicks ass that we've fully moved on from a model of internet success based on organically developing an audience who rewards you for creating interesting or entertaining work to everyone desperately trying to cheat their way into an audience so they can then scam them with various schemes

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

How did the tech industry get so powerful? It's simple. There are major media outlets that will simply copy paste anything they say

I have no idea what Opeth has been up to since 2005 and I don't care

Has this place turned into 2016 American lib twitter or is it just the algorithm punishing me specifically?

i love going back to 2005 and 2006 and reading articles about Lehman Brothers where they're like "this company ROCKS! Economy forever!"

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

my fault for expecting google to just give me a search result based on the language, location and search terms I used

Netflix quality on pc is so bad lol. Can't believe I'm paying for this shit

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

by far the biggest Fabfilter Pro-Q 4 related W is that they didn't add any "AI" nonsense

Oh you hate instant coffee huh? Ever considered you might be the idiot for expecting it to taste good or like coffee at all? Moron. Dummy

As a DJ you must always remember to carefully read the vibes in the room and really get an idea of what people are receptive to, just to ignore it and play something completely different. You're a god, this is your evening, you're the main character with an unparalleled understanding of music.

Cozymaxxing the studio

A tiny percentage of my followers seem to follow me for me or my music. What's up folks how's it going, would you like the obscure music production post or the obscure communist podcast post today?

Lmao God help us all

This happened in the Netherlands too. Grounds for an instant permaban from anything to do with any legal profession imo.

Huge thing on bsky seems to be the old school tactic of following 40k people to get as many mutuals as possible before unfollowing most of them. Great for everyone involved, thank you