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If it feels like Donald Trump and Elon Musk are trying to destroy our country from within, that’s because it is exactly what they are fucking doing.

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Keeps being true. Every day.

Congrats to Meidas Touch for beating Fox in audience ratings. Talk about a light in the darkness!

Donald Trump: Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people! Canada: Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing. Mexico: Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy. Trump: I WIN!!!! Fucking idiot.

My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE? WHAT IS IT DOING? HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum" — what the fuck is he talking about. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.

I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

Why the fuck did we stop calling them weird.

imagine voting for cheaper eggs and getting a piss-drunk defense secretary instead. awesome job, America. take a victory lap

The serial sexual abuser who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy has already appointed a lifetime Supreme Court seat to a man credibly accused of sexual assault, and now he’s appointed a man who has been credibly accused of sexual assault to lead our armed forces. 😞

We’ve lived 4 years in less than 5 days. youtu.be/B1gadzVqSZw?...

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

Hi, I’m God. People who support the antichrist Donold the Bible Salesman have no place calling Bishop Budde a ‘heretic.’ They’re the heretics. Regards, God

From the Twitter archives.

Decided to start a challenge of trying to cross stitch a pokemon a day. Here is a turtwig I finished yesterday. Working on snorlax next. #craftsky #crossstitch #pokemon #turtwig

Dear Senator Thom Tillis: Are you really going to let America's military - and the 94,000 servicemembers who live in North Carolina - be run by an unqualified alcoholic TV host who is accused of sexual assault? Vote NO on Pete Hegseth. America can do better. xoxo We the People

In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class. Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too. #Resist

voted for cheaper eggs. got more expensive insulin instead. awesome job, MAGA. welcome to the finding out part of fucking around

BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOOK: 1. Buy all media 2. Brainwash masses 3. Oligarchy

Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄

48 hours of holiday follow-backs! If you’re fighting for democracy, we need to stick together For the next 2 days: - Follow me, I’ll follow you back - Repost this, I’ll follow you back Happy Holidays!

In December 2017, Congress voted on a bill to combat human sex trafficking. The bill passed the Senate unanimously. The bill passed the House, 418 to 1. The 1 "no" vote was Matt Gaetz.

A front page for the ages.

Happy 84th birthday to Anthony Fauci

imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that the green-card trophy wife who married you for your money, recoils at your touch, never smiles in your presence and refuses to share your bed won't even bother to show up at your shitty golf motel to spend Christmas with you

this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually

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Early days, but another exciting application of vaccine technology. And a tough one for antivaxx crowd. Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....

here's today's post: 'Dark Brandon: “maybe I’ll become a pardon factory”' — firewalls against fuckery need to be constructed now. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I just found out that around 20% of the neanderthal genome still exists today in living people!! No individual person has more than 3 or 4% but we don't all have the same bits. If you add up all the bits we've found, about a fifth of the Neanderthal genome is still present on earth today.

if you confirm me as Secretary of Defense, I promise to stop calling Trump "Little Donny Fuckface"

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.